Sport

generic name used as a substitute for a person's surname.

See also chief, ace, champ, boss, dude, pal, slappy, guy, man, homey, junior, my deuce

I was at work today, and some dickface dropped this line on me:

"What's up, sport? Think you can get me a drink there, chief? What do you say, champ?"

by Ricky Roma November 27, 2003

Sport

Giving up your own physical health and mental stability for the love of the game.

Injuries.
Mental Breakdowns.
"I can't, I have ____"
REAL sport

by Andee_SOCCER July 03, 2013

Sport

1. verb. The process of throwing a sporting ball, such as a football or mandarin, to a forewarned but nevertheless unsuspecting workmate, teammate or stranger (but never spouse or pet). An initiator, termed a ‘sportor’, expresses their desire to instigate ‘sport’ by firmly stating “Sport!”, usually preceded by the name of the recipient, termed a 'sportee'.

Note: To have succeeded at sport is to catch the sported object; to fail is to be struck unflatteringly or critically by said sported object.

"Sport is a great team building exercise!"

by Sportorer. May 10, 2012

sport

any activity that one can practice, AND compete in with others on different levels (eg. by class, district, state, national, etc).

Squash may not be as athletically challenging and demanding as football, but it is a sport.

by TripleJumpr1.3 March 30, 2011

sport

games but are taken overly seriously at times. people take insults on their sports personal. its kinda funny

guy one: hey man no offense but i think your sport is kinda boring.
guy two: your mom's a hooker and your a faggot so fuck off

by tizzle dogg June 11, 2011

sport

An athletic competition that is objectively scored.

Soccer is a sport in which points are scored by kicking a ball into the opposing team's goal.

Cheerleading is not a sport because judges give you a subjective score.

by Andrew May 26, 2003

sports

The terrifying and pointless act of exercising by choice.

Whether participating directly or merely watching, sports are a great way to pass time accomplishing absolutely nothing of real worth or value, but still make yourself feel good. See Also: masturbation

by Frank Marlowe May 12, 2016