Smurf splashed

This happens when you visit a porta-john or portable outhouse and need to drop a #2 into the bottom. When you give your final push and it lands, your rectum and buttox are then covered in the familiar blue water resulting in getting smurf splashed.

This normally occurs after the porta-john has been cleaned and fresh blue liquid has been put inside the reservoir.

I had to take a crap and dude i tell you, i have never been smurf splashed like i was just then.

by raptor13fox July 22, 2011

splashdown

When a turd is ejected forcibly by gas into the toilet water, spattering water on the butt.

"I had a splashdown, and had to wipe my ass all over."

by townsick May 4, 2010

Splashdown

It happens in the middle of the night when you wake up with a massive dookie pain, rush to the bathroom and don't notice the toilet seat is up. A bare butt hitting cold water at 2am usually causes the person to yelp loud enough to wake everybody in the house.

Julie: "Eeeee-ahhhh!"
Kelly: "What happened in there?"
Julie: "You left the freakin' toilet seat up again! I had a splashdown!"
Kelly: "I bet you're awake now."

by SirJigglesAlot September 14, 2011

Bowl splasher

A huge shit. One that has enough force, to create a splash all the way up the bowl, usually after a late night.

Dean: How'd you find last night?
George: Was good, till i got home and had to do an absolute bowl splasher of a shit

by janman543 April 16, 2009

Two Pound Butt Splasher

When you drop out a turd so big it splashes the toilet water up onto your ass.

"Man after I ate all that Mexican the next day I dropped out a two pound butt splasher."

by Robby K. December 20, 2005

Splished

It it used to some up the feelings of when you have met someone online and have yet to meet them in person. Where you are either in love/lust/flattered, eager to meet them - all from only online interaction

Girl: Why do you look so happy?

Guy: I've been splished and/or I am splished.

by missfine August 29, 2009

dick splasher

A whore with a vagina so loose that you can hear your dick splash inside.

-Would you have sex with Britney Spears?
-No man that's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
-Yeah you can probably hear your dick splash.
-She's a definite dick splasher!

by realmenofgenius February 17, 2009