Spermante

a type of fizzy jizz/cum (sperm) that's exactly like Asti Spumante wine i.e. white, bubbly and very sticky

I'd been out dancing, when I got home I gave my bird a good seeing to with the old one eyed trouser snake and my knob exploded with a torrent of spermante!

by Flange the Inquisitor November 13, 2005

spermactite

Sperm dripping downward. This was made famous by Ben Stiller in "There's Something About Mary".

noun: "You should have seen the spermactite i left on Debbie's chin last night."

Verb: " Im going to spermactite ya right in the eye"

by larrylamour May 1, 2009

Spermarang

1. The girl that you throw out, and she keeps coming back.

2. A female rugby groupie who has had sex with or attempted to fornicate with multiple members of the team.

I took this chick home from the bar, and after one night she's turned into a real spermarang.

Did you know Krystyl has slept with the whole rugby team? She's such a spermarang.

by Dr. LOL September 6, 2020

Spermtastic

A hot bitch that is so hot she is worth jizzing on.

Tonya is so hot she is spermtastic!

by G-RED October 29, 2006

spermafrost

The layers of ejaculate that build up in the carpet adjacent to a computer with internet access.

Put down plastic lining so you don't get a spermafrost build up and lose your cleaning deposit.

by Harry kidace January 31, 2014

spermatophobia

One who has a fear of semen/sperm

Teddi has a fear of being ejaculated on. She has spermatophobia.

by Isabella Tatiana December 26, 2010

spermatorrhea

The uncontrollable flow of sperm from the penis due to a failure of qi.

"Hey man, it looks like you spilled some yogurt on your pants."

"Oh, no, i didn't. My qi is all outta whack and now i've got a terrible case of spermatorrhea."

by Morgoth the dark lord of dirt February 1, 2010