spermafrost

The layers of ejaculate that build up in the carpet adjacent to a computer with internet access.

Put down plastic lining so you don't get a spermafrost build up and lose your cleaning deposit.

by Harry kidace January 31, 2014

Permafrosting

The state of being casually, sociably or lightly buzzed for inordinate amounts of time, e.g., a few days. Permafrosting usually involvs drinking upon waking up, and continuing to do so into the night (see: wake'n'drank.) Usually done on weekends or short vacations in foreign countries with a warm climate.

"Doesn't that gentleman look jovial?"
"Yes, I believe he's been permafrosting."

"Good morning Ms., care for a cocktail?"
"Yes, quite."
"Let us permafrost."

by i81u812didntu? March 4, 2009

permafrost

Frost that can never ever ever melt or else it wouldn't be PERMAfrost.

Silly environmentalists are concerned about permafrost melting, which goes to show just how rational environmentalists really are.

by rmk- June 26, 2008

permafrost

The state in which ground is "permanently" frozen.
The condition in TryMe's pants.

Tryme is suffering from "permafrost".

by Bastard August 21, 2003

permafrosty

The state of being constantly high/frosty.

"Hey dez I feel high but I didn't smoke today"
"We've smoked so much we reached a state of permafrosty"

by Z&D show November 21, 2013

permafrost

A mullet, usually found on H. Sapiens Lesibianus-Arkansensis, the long back portion of which is not only permed, but frosted.

That is one fine permafrost mullett on that lesbian up ahead!

by Mike-N-Tally June 14, 2004

permafrost

hydroponic marijuana distributed among emo kids and sophomores at ike. n00bs think it is special and the best bud in the world, but is actually just normal dros, and given the name to make it sound special. kids who like permafrost normally smoke schwag or bc's and have never smoked real bud.

yo kermit pass me dat permafrost

by budman420 June 26, 2007