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spazzmosis

1. The process by which a whole group of people all begin to spazz out (freak out), due to one or two members of the group initially spazzing out a bit.

2. The process by which a normal person becomes a bit of a spazz (clumsy / idiot / douchebag), due to only ever hanging out with other spazzy people for extended periods of time.
1. "The team meeting descended into angry chaos by spazzmosis when HR explained the bonuses".

2. "Seriously; if you move in with those douchebags you run the risk of becoming a spazzmosis victim".
by ubik404 August 1, 2013
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Spazmodite

pronoun/addjective - One who periodically (spazmodically), reverts to Troglodytism. If you are wondering what a Troglodyte is: Pronunciation: \ˈträ-glə-ˌdīt\
Function: noun
Etymology: Latin troglodytae, plural, from Greek trōglodytai, from trōglē hole, cave (akin to Greek trōgein to gnaw, Armenian aracem I lead to pasture, graze) + dyein to enter
So basically a "caveman"
" You are a Dick, or Shmuck or just Plain Stooopid, only sometimes, and just temporarily " or alternatively you can say " You are a spazmodite "
by Erazer February 25, 2009
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Spazmoidal Behaviour

Someone who displays spaztic/ spazmoidal behaviour
by rahhh rahhh rahhh November 12, 2016
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Spazmoid

Aaron you're a spazmoid - bigboiifiyya
by BigBoiiFiya February 21, 2019
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Spazmoiditis

Can be contracted when you come into contact with a spaz / spazmoid , when contracted your brain will succumb to ways of the spaz people within a couple days of the infection setting foot into your bloodstream, therefore, making you, a bloody spazmoid.
"I think I contracted a serious case of Spazmoiditis"
by Thot Patrol 69 May 31, 2019
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Spazmoidisist

A person that ejaculates in his mums towel just before she gets out the shower.
Hey, listen boys. you never guess what i got up to last night, i Spazmoidisisted the mothers towel whilst she was showering!
by SpencersGay December 13, 2020
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spazmodic

spazmodic is a couple of geezas tha makes funkee ass music.
Spazmodic makes funkee beats
by Skippo October 7, 2003
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