spatula

a thing that might disclose too much personal information, usually about an ethnic background. From Philip Roth.

"At home we called it a spatula, but that suddenly seemed like a Jewish word."

by Dayv James-French July 13, 2006

spatula

also know as a woop-de-do
used to scrap out the last little bits of cake mixture or cookie dough out of bools or off other cooking utensils
also good for tapping people on the head with

leah scraped the last bit of mixture out wit her woop-de-do( spatula ) and gave it to her baby brother

by scribs December 12, 2008

spatula

Definitely not a type of pasta. Unless it is 2 am and you are drunk and high....and named Isaiah..

"What type of pasta should we have for dinner?"

"How about spatula?"

"WTF? That's not a pasta!"

"It is! I swear!!"

"You're an idiot, I'm leaving you for your best friends wife!"

by Pontoon Bob July 25, 2009

spatula

Insult used to imply that the subject regularly makes love to spatulas.

1:"Hi. You alright."
2:"Get away from me you spatula."

by cooltim4u January 16, 2004

Spatula

The female version of a "Tool"

Mike: Yeah, Jenny thinks she's all that"
Tim: She's definitely a fuckin' spatula dude"

by John Jacob Jingleheimer Scmidt September 22, 2011

Spatula

(Also called flip phone) a man makes a curve of his thumb and middle finger, jamming them into the anus and vagina of a girl and then forcibly flipping her over by this hold. Usually in preparation of unwanted anal or doggy style sex.

Aj: Last night was amazing dude. mike: what happened with you and ginger dude? aj: i totally spatula'd That slut bag! logan: shit you have her a fat flip phone eh? aj: ya then i suprised her with some gross butt sex and a shit covered houdini! aj's father: good god son! ill nub you if you touch her gross infected ass again.

by ajgamerguy July 11, 2007

Spatula

A straight woman who either decides to attempt to "flip" a gay man straight or the last woman to date a gay man before he comes out.

Becky met Scott in a gay bar. She is such a spatula!

by HelenTheRaccoon May 28, 2014