a great persons, nice sweet and utterly gorgeous. May not look at first but her personality will soon show her inner goddess. Everyone loves sooah but sooah will not be afraid to cut you off of her life. If you are bad for sooah or annoying her do not be alarmed when she instantly becomes dry to you. Just walk away and sadly you'll have to leave your sooah-filled days behind. You are always lucky to have a sooah in your life. Take care of her as she is still here with you.
"sooah there it is, i am not worthy"
"yes you are" says sooah.
"are you like Jesus?"
"no, no one can be like Him." says sooah
"yes you are" says sooah.
"are you like Jesus?"
"no, no one can be like Him." says sooah
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Joe: I was feeling kind if diverse last night with Bonnie.
Bob: Ahhhh she gave you the old Swahili Squat Fuck.
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Look at him! He's definitely a Sowad!
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