Smokefuck

Someone so inept at sexual intercourse that they ejaculate within the time it would take to smoke a cigarette. usually skinny white guys

George Bush is a smokefuck

by Mikefrom Himatangi November 2, 2009

snoutfuckery

The act of engaging in sexual congress with the nostril(s) or "snout" of a pig.

"Cleatus! I wanna get ma snoutfuckery on! Where's that old swine gone to?

by Dakal January 27, 2008

sportfuck

A girl that you kind of just fuck on the side

Yo did you go to your sportfucks house today?

Yea I went over there on my lunch break and fucked her for 20 minutes

by dabblefest October 25, 2011

snowfuckalypse

When you're fucked by an apocalyptic amount of snow.

This weekends forecast is being hailed as a snowfuckalypse.

by 01001102 May 3, 2016

snorklefuck

To be tickled during copulation to the point of snorting while you laugh.

Josh tickled Stephanie so much while she was riding him,that she began to snort and laugh. Thus resulting as the snorklefuck

by Seductive Steph's Bad Boy June 24, 2019

solefuck

to take the feet of a partner to use for sexual gratification; esp. when both soles are pushed together around a penis or rubbed along the vagina

definition 2: simply one time having intercourse, both in that initial instance and ever with that person.

You have the nicest feet, it makes me want to solefuck you.

def. 2: Yea, it was a one time thing it was so bad it could have only been a solefuck.

by errpo August 7, 2011

swordfuck

The art of sexual penetration (preferably vaginally) with a sword.

I'm going to swordfuck this prostitute.

by Zeed November 28, 2010