Snortgasm

When you laugh during sex, and snort.

We were doing it doggie style, when I made a joke about the neighbors dogs, and she had a snortgasm.

by Sy Flis September 6, 2016

snoregasm

A snoregasm commences when one slowly begins to snore. Gradually the snoring increases in both loudness and inflection until said snorer reaches the climactic audibility at which point he or she abruptly stops snoring. At this point the snoregasm has been achieved. Post snoregasm, one may or may not disenthrall a sigh of relief.

Whilst watching the football game at Steve's house, Corpulent Carl maliciously consumed nearly all 24 PBRs he had brought with him. Not even reaching the final quarter of the game, Carl abruptly became inexorably comatose in Steve's recliner at which point he began to snore. The snoring became exponentially louder and louder with every breath that was taken until those violent flood gates opened and snoregasm was achieved. With a sigh of relief and satifaction, Carl rolled to his side releasing a fowl, sulfuric fart. Steve, being a sober witness to the events, was never the same. The image of Corpulent Carl's daunting smile post snoregasm forever haunts his dreams.

by JDMGio December 23, 2009

Snarcasm

The use of sharp wit that combines sarcasm and snarkiness...

Samson has learned to to exercise discretion and sensitivity with his girlfriend by avoiding jokes and snarcasm.

by Don Flavio III October 15, 2010

Snorgasm

A power snooze function on an alarm clock vibrator that is worn in your panties and wakes you up with pleasure. Lets you have an erotic snooze.

"Oh man, I was 2 hours late into work today, I kept on hitting the snorgasm button".

by Tonyem November 14, 2011

snazzgasm

verb. -ˈsnæzgæzəm- colloquialism

The biochemical reaction that takes place in ones loins after bearing witness to something outrageously fashionable and/or eloquently flashy; Usually caused by an outfit or particularly stylish article of clothing.

Man 1: "Hey, did you see Rob's new fedora?"

Man 2: "Yeah, I barely caught a glimpse before my groin began to spasm in ecstasy."

Man 1: "Well, boy howdy! You must've had a snazzgasm!"

by D Willy March 25, 2010

stargasm

Experiencing intense physical pleasure after meeting a Movie, TV or Rock star.

Will: Dude, why is John screaming and writhing on the floor?

Renz: He just met Justin Beiber at Bed, Bath and Beyond. He's having a stargasm.

by Willyummm July 23, 2010

snarkasm

Especially snide or belittling sarcasm, often directed at a person to their face.

Alternately: Snarcasm

While the comment, about a third person, "Yeah, that's really going to work," is just conventional sarcasm, the same comment, directed at the person will exaggerated inflection, "Yeah, that's REALLY going to WORK," slips into snarkasm.

by Jason Flahardy and Jessica Powell June 14, 2006