Skip to main content

San Francisco Smorgasbord

Noun & Verb; when receiving a blow job from one person and a rim job from another person at the same time.
I got a San Francisco Smorgasbord last night from these 2 cunts I picked up from the bar!

Any of you cunts hungry for a San Francisco Smorgasbord?
by Dr.DP December 12, 2013
mugGet the San Francisco Smorgasbord mug.

Dirty Whore Smorgasbord

A varied looking group of slutty girls that obviously put out...usually found strutting around downtown Bethesda MD.
Billy can't stop ogling a large dirty whore smorgasbord walking down norfolk ave. towards the bars.
by roguewolf October 14, 2012
mugGet the Dirty Whore Smorgasbord mug.

smorgasborgasm

Smorgasborgasm was reached by all 8 participants as soon as the roasted pig arrived.
by Ed the Almighty February 10, 2004
mugGet the smorgasborgasm mug.

Smörgåsbored

A rare phenomenon of most commonly Swedish or Danish children becoming bored after feasting on a large meal or smörgåsbord, if you will.
I always get smörgåsbored in Science after lunch...
by le petit fungus May 13, 2021
mugGet the Smörgåsbored mug.

Smorgasbord

smor-gas-bord; noun.

A game similar to beer pong. Using fifteen cups, the first two rows, three cups total, are to be filled with shots; typically Vitali or Svedka. The next two rows are to be filled with beer. The last and longest row is filled with champagne or wine.
"Playing smorgasbord all night at onderland.. down to come?"
"Dunno, bro.. I always get way too smashed."
by Crashgasm November 1, 2009
mugGet the Smorgasbord mug.

smorgasbord

1. A large variety or things

2. A buffet meal with many hot and cold foods
Cobain: "I'm not a smorgasbord"
by Bryan Hunt February 13, 2007
mugGet the smorgasbord mug.

smorgasbord

smorgasbord: smart yet stupid and sneaky
justin is gonna buy two juuls just incase one gets jacked, he’s being so smorgasbord.
by umermyaum May 4, 2019
mugGet the smorgasbord mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email