Slatherfest

To slather Jif peanut butter all over one's body for sexual purposes. This can be done with a partner, in a group, or even by one's self. One can try this with Skippy or the generic brand, but the taste and consistency of Jif far surpasses these cheap substitutes. It has the unique ability to be able to go into cracks and crevices much better. A nice glass of cold milk should always be on hand when "Slatherfesting"
Slatherfests can get quite out of hand, The Valentine's Day Slatherfest of 2007 resulted in 12 hospitalizations.

"What did you do last night?"
"Dude, it was a slatherfest, I'll probably have Jif dingleberry for a week

by Nik Balash May 18, 2009

Crab Smasher 🦀🤛🏼

Crab Smasher:

A shot created by three bartenders in the Hideout bar in Bath U.K. Callum Rixson, Ross Mullins and Josh Linfitt (Scapegrace Gin Brand Ambassador)

Containing:
10ml Green Chartreuse
10ml Ardbeg 10yr
10ml Scapegrace Gin
2 Dash peychaud bitters

Try one for yourself #🦀🤛🏼

"Ere Dave want a Crab Smasher 🦀🤛🏼!"

Or

" My Ed's banging ad far too many of they Crab Smashers last night"

Or

"CRRAAAAAAB SMAAASHERRRR!"

by Gb_Bartender June 26, 2017

Smasherteer

A smasherteer is someone who has all the qualities needed to smash it in, such as the ability to talk absolute shite all night long, to drink anything that is put in front of them, being absolutely ruthless with the opposite sex and convincing them everything you say is true.

Fuck, you drank 4 hot Dostavs, 6 Avi's lovers and 9 Smash it ins last night, awesome smasherteering!

I convinced this chick I was in AV Da Jiu Bao!

I think those chicks got a little freaked out when we started talking about having sex with a clone of yourself.

by Pablo Smashitini October 21, 2009

Breast Smother

When a woman pins down a man, then lowers her breasts onto his face, thus smothering him. Sometimes used in mixed wrestling. It is encouraged that all women with good-sized boobs do this.

When I went home last night, she breast smothered me for a half-hour!

by facechair February 21, 2009

Smother Mother

1. A clinging Matriarch, who has to know every goings’ on of her son or daughter, even when they have left home.

Rachel: “My Mom is driving me nuts!”
Tom: “Why’s that?”
Rachel: “I moved out 2 years ago, but she has to constantly know where I’m going, who with and for how long I’m out”.
Tom” “Bummer, girl”.
Rachel: “Yeah, she is a “Smother Mother”, for sure.

by Bayareaboy17 June 1, 2017

Slather

A seemingly innocuous term used by amateur recipe writers to describe smearing stuff on their meats.

Slather the sausage with the moist mustard and mayo spread then insert into the eggplant.

Ooh so good!

by Dogma mama December 26, 2017

Smother Kart

A racing game (like Mario Kart) where a man and a woman play as a team. The man handles the controller while the woman sits on his face and uses his cock as a joystick. He must then attempt to navigate the race based on how she handles his cock.
Optional rule: The car may only be in motion while she is smothering him. The car must come to a stop whenever the man needs to breathe.

This racing is getting boring, let me sit on your face so we can play Smother Kart.

by Flynn Morgan February 3, 2022