slampiece 

a slang term for penis.

i pulled out my slampiece and smacked her in the face.

slampiece by Pat Macca December 26, 2007

Slampiece 

Random biatch who for sexual intercourse, eye contact must be made Ex: Rebecca Harvey

Rebecca Harvey is a slampiece!

Slampiece by slampiecemasta November 14, 2011

Natty to Slampiece Ratio 

The Natty to Slampiece Ration (NSR) is the mathematical law defining the fixed ratio of Nattys to Slampieces in a given area at any given time, per 1 Bro. When N= natty and S= slampiece, the ratio is as follows: S>N.

For instance, if there is 1 Natty, before the Natty can be consumed, there must be at least one slampiece in close proximity to that natty. This law is closely related to the Bro to Slampiece Ratio (BSR) and the Natty to Bro Ratio (NBR).

Bro 1 and Bro 2 are talking on the phone.

Bro 1: Bro, i've got a real problem. I was about to pound a six-pack of Natty here but then i realized- I only have 5 slampieces! My Natty to Slampiece Ratio is totally unchill, bro! Can you help a bro out, bro?

Bro 2: Absbrolutely, bro. I'll be right over. It just so happens I've got an extra slampiece right here.

Bro 1: Thanks bro. You're the best bro a bro could ask for.

Natty to Slampiece Ratio by E. R. Smith November 6, 2010

Presidential Slampiece 

A term used to categorize the hook up partners specific to the president of a sorority or fraternity. The stress level related with being president of a Greek organization is so high that it is essential the president is constantly getting laid in order to carry out their responsibilities. A space filler between relationships whose job requires answering 2am booty calls, cooking dinner and frequent back massages.

President: I called the presidential slampiece last night, at like 2am.

Sister: Oh yea?

President: Yeah he came over but I'm keeping him around until someone better happens.

Presidential Slampiece by TriDKT2010 December 18, 2010

shagpiece 

a boy or girl with whom an individual just sleeps with randomly with no other basis for the relationship than just sex.no strings, no commitment, no emotion, just a bit of fun

hes not my boyfriend hes my shagpiece

shagpiece by loopyloo December 24, 2004

Slam piece 

anyone you would never marry or date, but would fuck into the Andromeda galaxy.

my slam piece just texted me. I'm getting laid. Fucken nice!

Slam piece by dariusrutter July 24, 2009

Slam Piece 

Someone that you regularly hook up with, but would never consider having a serious relationship with.

Alan: Charlie, how do you get so many girls to go for you? You're nothing special.

Charlie Sheen: Because I don't tell them I love them as soon as I meet them Alan, they're just my slam pieces...

Slam Piece by arushvij March 14, 2014