Shitting Duck

When you are in a public bathroom taking a shit and someone else comes in and takes a nasty shit and leaves before you get done. You end up getting blamed for it by everyone that comes in after that.

"Man, I was at work taking a shit and Billy came in the next stall and dropped a bomb and left. When I walked out everybody thought it was me. I was a shitting duck."

by kingofpc August 15, 2009

Shittin' Pants

Pants that one would wear when about to shit themselves.

"I Hope you got your Shittin' pants on, because you are about to shit your pants." - Negan, 2017.

by De Lumpdumper October 31, 2017

Spitting Biscuits

When a girl has a yeast infection.

"Things were getting hot last night with my new girlfriend so I decided to go down on her...big mistake! She was totally spitting biscuits!!"

by Owlcoholics August 6, 2014

pants-shittingly awesome

An event so powerful and moving that it causes a sudden and terrifying eruption of the bowels

Have you seen that new movie yet? It was pants-shittingly awesome

by Brosef Dudeofski June 26, 2010

this mf spittin'

Speaking facts, or speaking something badass. Usually in reference to raps, but not always.

Rapper: if she catch me cheatin imma neva tell her 'sorry'

if she catch me cheatin imma neva tell her 'sorry'

Me: damn, this mf spittin'

by _RD_ February 15, 2021

Spittin' chiclets

"Spittin' chiclets" takes place when either yourself or somebody gets hit so hard, they have their teeth knocked out.

"Damn, he got hit so hard, he was on all fours in the parking lot, spittin' chiclets"

by Bamchug April 13, 2009

shitting like a demon

1.)Defecating in a violent, uncontrollable manner that upon completion leaves one feeling weakened, unstable on their feet, and possibly light headed.

2.)Taking a devilish delight in defecating including, but not limited to: turning and looking upon the feces (hopefully located in a toilet bowl) with disgust and satisfaction; hoping the person in the next stall is gagging on the resulting stench; and loudly emitting moans or grunts that could be taken for either pleasure or pain by those close enough to overhear.

I need to sit down for a minute because I just finished shitting like a demon and now I'm dizzy.

by EmaHumongous305 May 18, 2011