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When you masturbate two times in one day-usually in the morning and at night.
"Man i've been so busy at work i haven't jacked off in a while but I had yesterday off and made it a Super Two-fer. "
by kingofpc November 5, 2009
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When you are in a public bathroom taking a shit and someone else comes in and takes a nasty shit and leaves before you get done. You end up getting blamed for it by everyone that comes in after that.
"Man, I was at work taking a shit and Billy came in the next stall and dropped a bomb and left. When I walked out everybody thought it was me. I was a shitting duck."
by kingofpc August 16, 2009
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