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Shower

A place in the bathroom where a person can rub soap & run warm water all over there naked body
Chad : Mmm! Dam Michelle your naked body is so hot! Ahhh!
Michelle : Thanks Chad so are you gonna rub it or Fuck it?
Chad : Mmm! Im gonna Fuck the shit out of it!
Michelle : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
Chad : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad's Wife : Hey guy's dinner's ready wow I wish you would Fuck my pussy like that! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhh! Hey honey try to keep it warm for us I still need to Fuck Michelle in the ass!
Michelle : Oh Chad I must warn you when guy's Fuck me in the ass I tend to poo!
Chad : Who cares my wife can clean it up!
Michelle : Oink! Oink! Oink! Snort! Snort! Snort! AhhhUhhhhOhhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ohh Squishy!
Chad's Wife : Wow I wish you would fuck me in the ass so I can poo all over you dick! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Damn we got poo and cum all over the bed and us guess we need to Shower! (wink)
Michelle : Oh Chad you just want to rub soap all over my hot naked body and Fuck me in the Shower!
Chad : Oh baby you know I do! Hey honey can you clean up this mess while me and Michelle Fuck in the Shower!
Chad's Wife : Wow I wish you would Fuck me in the Shower! (sniff) (sniff)
by SlopNChop November 26, 2018
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Shower

The Male word for having a nosh. Everyone knows what you're really up too.
Guy 1: I'm gonna go for a shower, brb
Guy 2: nosh.
Guy 3: damn, you got me.
by Lord Lemon II October 11, 2013
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Shower

A person whose penis is the same size flaccid as when erect.
Bill: "Damn, Jayna keeps bragging about how her boyfriend has a 3" flaccid penis!"
Jack: "LOL, is anybody going to tell her he's a shower, not a grower?!"
by MickeytheChildhoodRuiner May 15, 2020
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Shower

"Drink the milk of paradise"/orgasm/female ejaculation.
I just showered- I came so hard wetness is dripping down my legs, the bed is soaked and the floor is slippery!
by Jessica Stephanie. June 19, 2010
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Shower

Spanish word that means a location to have sex while a female is menstruating.
Manda is on her period, so her Pappi Kev and her decided to take a sexy siesta in the shower.
by emlaire February 10, 2013
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Shower

Where people go to get clean.
Dawn soap is usually needed.
Orr of a boat to keep afloat.
had fun in.
sex,in a shower
with soap, water.
a nice place.
guy.

read first letter of each sentence.
What a nice shower!
can i try it?
by 1234fu! May 2, 2011
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...shower...

-verb

When used with ellipses, the act of showering becomes an insinuation of masturbation. When spoken, a pause is used and the voice is lowered to tacitly convey the message.
ex. 1-
friend 1: Is that a wocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

friend 2: Brb...shower...

ex. 2
friend 1: What are you doing with that magazine riddled with scantily clad women?

friend 2: I'm going to go...shower...to it.
by supulton June 30, 2008
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