Shlorngry

The combination of sleepy, horny, and hungry. The worst combination imaginable. Too sleepy to fuck or eat. Too horny to sleep or eat. Too hungry to sleep or fuck. So you just lay there and slowly crumble away. The only way to fix the problem is to take care of two of the three things at once.

Shannon: Fuck me!

Zack: I can't! I'm shlorngry. Bring me some pie and maybe then.

by Wheatnik September 8, 2010

shmargles

the sock fluff that you find between your toes when you take your socks off.

Lucy took off her socks and saw that there were shmargles laeft behind

by IzLisa November 9, 2003

shmarnia

the feeling you get when you see something like a baby animal that is so tiny, adorable, fluffy and cute and want to kill it or crush it to death.

did you see that fluffy baby kitten yawning making little squeaky noises. awwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I did but i had to get out of there before i got shmarnia.

by nomadmag February 17, 2010

Fatty Shmorg

When you take your pants off and rip ass in a dude’s mouth then you start smooching with the boys to transfer the stench.

I just ripped the Fatty Shmorg at my friends house.

by Chimp Slayer September 16, 2020

Samormon

A person who is both Samoan and follows the Mormon religion.

Manti Te'O had a wild buffet at the church. Those Samormon's throw a wild Luau style meal!

by sesmith70 January 19, 2013

Shiori

One of the funniest people ever, they will always make you laugh and are very reliable. If your bored they will always be there for you. Sometimes a little bit hard to get but when you become their friend you will think about how good of a friend they are. They deserve everything. You will love them the second you start knowing them.

Boys will be crawling over them, girls will be crawling over them, everybody wants to be with them. They know that they are just the sweetest funniest and coolest person ever.

They are always cool and their probably their parents favorite if they have other siblings. They are the best. They know how to be calm or just be chill. They will most likely forgive you like the wholesome and great person they are.

Shiori is the best and funniest person you will get to meet.

Shiori is the best! I wonder if they will be friends with me. Probably, after all they are the nicest and coolest person ever!

by ARand0mGuy July 28, 2021

schmorge

1) when you are taking a shower and have especially dry skin and the skin rolls off into these little spongy wet skin balls
2) the little bit of water at the bottom of the shower when you are done that is not quite clear and is full of aforementioned dry-skin-balls. essentially, dead skin cells mixed with shower water.

Check out this really awesome mini-snowman i made out of my schmorge!

by bigtyrone May 10, 2009