shitload 

A whole bunch of....

HoMiE. you got a ShitLoad of weed right thurr

shitload by SeXyPiMpEtT January 9, 2004

shitload 

approximately equal to the number of electrons between the 3d orbital and the nucleus of an atom

there are a shitload of electrons between the 3d orbital and the nucleus.
There are 2 shitloads of electrons between the 6d orbital and the nucleus

shitload by superdork December 28, 2005

Shitload 

1) A modern standard unit of measurment that everybody understands to mean way to much or a huge almost un-doable quantity.

2) The cargo of a slurry lorry.

"Got any work to do this weekend?"
"Yep, I have a shitload!"

"There was a shitload of people at the party last night."

"You done for the day Kev?"

"Almost, just got to deliver this shitload to Farmer Giles"

Shitload by Anna's February 7, 2010

shitload 

not an actual unit of measurement, rather it is slang for the numerical value of 88. Thus while something can be a shitload of pounds that is not the proper definition, a shitload of apples would in fact be 88 apples, not 88 pounds of apples.

man: so how many men have you slept with?

woman: a shitload

man: slut...

shitload by Dr. Ostrom May 3, 2007

shitload 

More things than you want to count.

dude, you have a shitload of bongs in your kitchen.

shitload by Max September 18, 2003

Shitload 

noun. one shitload = 3.5 metric tons

I have 2 shitloads of viruses on my computer

Shitload by Mercury The White April 22, 2006

shitload 

Comes from the days when donkeys were used to transport goods. The progression goes:
donkey load -> assload -> buttload -> shitload

It's quite simple.

I loaded up the donkey with a shitload of clothes.

shitload by puresex September 28, 2005