shitdick 

used as one word, the result of having anal intercourse and being left with fecies on the penis. Can be used as an insult for someone who landed themself in a bad situation, as an exclamation, or as a noun describing a bad situation.

Damn, that's shitdick man.
Yo, that girl gave you shitdick?
wow, you're such a shitdick.
Shitdick! i hate it when that happens.

shitdick by berishnicoff December 28, 2005

Shitdick 

A noun used towards a male friend who has gotten human stools on his glands penis due to engaging in anal sex.

Did you hear that Keegan’s a shitdick

Shitdick by Conundrum of Philosophy March 1, 2021

shitdick 

When the porta potty is full to the brim and you sit down to take a shit, you get shitdick.

I once used a porta potty at a festival and got shitdick.

shitdick by SL_VP February 11, 2020

shitdick 

filling up the toilet until your wang is sitting on the shit you shat.

taking a shit so high it reachs your dick

shitdick by jimminy shitpants January 11, 2003

shitdick 

1. (noun) An individual so boss at everything they do that other people often feel like their life just got fucked by one giant dick made out of shit. This individual loves to fuck bitches in every hole, including that sweet sweet pussy, but when the opportunity arises (or even sometimes when it doesn't) they're going for anal. Fat, skinny, white, black...when you're a true shitdick you're job is to please everyone, most importantly yourself.

2. (verb) The act of embarrassing somebody tremendously at something they think they are the shit at, usually ending with them running to cry to their mothers only to find the shitdick already balls deep in that ass.

1. "Man that guy just fucked three girls in the bathroom and they're all still walking like they have his giant dick in their ass."
"Yep, that one there's a true shitdick."

2. They were losing badly but staged a comeback in the last two minutes by shitdicking all over their opponents.

shitdick by sd_rick March 3, 2011

shitdick 

A chocolate cruller.

"I stopped by the doughnut shop and bought us some shitdicks and coffee."

shitdick by steve1979 September 7, 2008

shitdick 

When a man is taking a shit on a toilet he does not realize is stopped up. When he flushes, the poop-water rises to touch his dick and-or balls.

oh my god, shitdick! gross!

shitdick by Ozzysnack May 28, 2011