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Punch the monkey's head in 

To stroke one's penis vigorously, particularly the head; to masturbate; to jack off; to flog one's self; to "take care of business"; to wank
Little Johnny was about to punch the monkey's head in when his mum walked into his room unannounced causing much embarrassment for both parties

turtle's head dick 

Extremely small penis caused by excessive fat in the pubic/groin area. Penis can shrink back into the scrotum and totally disappear, like a turtle's head.
Since I've put on all this weight I've developed a turtle's head dick! Every time I look down at it the head sucks back into my scotum. Poof! Out of sight!
turtle's head dick by talk2me-JCH2 February 24, 2021

fire coming out of the monkey's head 

A song off Gorillaz's second album, Demon Days (or "Daemon Days"), which is narrated by Dennis Hopper. It is more of a story with music playing than a song. Either way, it is an entertaining tale of greedy invaders mining a once peaceful island.
Fire Coming Out of the Monkey's Head, by Gorillaz.

(Dennis Hopper)
Once upon a time at the foot of a great mountain, there was a town where the people known as Happyfolk lived, their very existence a mystery to the rest of the world, obscured as it was by great clouds. Here they played out their peaceful lives, innocent of the litany of excess and violence that was growing in the world below. To live in harmony with the spirit of the mountain called Monkey was enough. Then one day Strangefolk arrived in the town. They came in camouflage, hidden behind dark glasses, but no one noticed them: they only saw shadows. You see, without the Truth of the Eyes, the Happyfolk were blind.

(2D)
Falling out of aeroplanes and hiding out in holes
Waiting for the sunset to come, people going home
Jump out from behind them and shoot them in the head
Now everybody dancing the dance of the dead,
the dance of the dead,
the dance of the dead

(Dennis Hopper)
In time, Strangefolk found their way into the higher reaches of the mountain, and it was there that they found the caves of unimaginable Sincerity and Beauty. By chance, they stumbled upon the Place Where All Good Souls Come to Rest. The Strangefolk, they coveted the jewels in these caves above all things, and soon they began to mine the mountain, its rich seam fueling the chaos of their own world. Meanwhile, down in the town, the Happyfolk slept restlessly,
their dreams invaded by shadowy figures digging away at their souls. Every day, people would wake and stare at the mountain. Why was it bringing darkness into their lives? And as the Strangefolk mined deeper and deeper into the mountain, holes began to appear, bringing with them a cold and bitter wind that chilled the very soul of them up. For the first time, the Happyfolk felt fearful for they knew that soon the Monkey would soon stir from its deep sleep. And then came a sound. Distant first, it grew into castrophany so immense it could be heard far away in space. There were no screams. There was no time. The mountain called Monkey had spoken. There was only fire. And then, nothing.

(2D)
O little town in U.S.A, your time has come to see
There's nothing you believe you want
But where were you when it all came down on me?
Did you call me now

That's Head 

1)"Thats head" is what a person says after seeing someone doing an action that only a certain person does.

2) Making sayings of what that person does but then exaggerate what they do.

3) Or giving a person more props than he/she needs.
1) Bob- I spin away like a running back! *spins 3 times.
Steve- Oh that's head.

2) Johnny- Micheal Jordan can jump over New York City!
Ricky- Oh that's head!

3) Curtis- Who's the best singer ever?
Jamie- Ja Rule
Curtis- OH THAT'S HEAD!!!
That's Head by Christian LaBoy February 16, 2008

owl's head 

To give a blowjob with big googly eyes.
Sheila gave the Congressman Owl's Head in the wine bar's bathroom, and he got off, looking down at her big, googly eyes.
owl's head by The Grimm Reaper January 25, 2014

Baby's Head 

Lancashire (where we talk proper): Baby's head. Noun, Steak (and sometimes kidney) pudding, especially when ordering from a chippy, and so called because of it's close resemblance to a baby's head. Most commonly ordered with Peas and gravy.

Correct pronunciation: "Babbiz yed"
Ey up lass I'll have Babbiz Yed (baby's head), peas & gravy twice, please.
Baby's Head by Leyther lad August 14, 2017