shartiac arrest 

When you are well aware everyone knows you've shit yourself and all you can do is walk away, clean yourself and die (inside).

I thought something was wrong with Gerald when he got up and ran off, but then It smelled like poop. Gerald just went into shartiac arrest.

shartiac arrest by Shitbird? January 24, 2017

Shartnado

1) When the shit hits the fan. Big time.

2) A shart of such epic proportions one could write a grade B horror movie about it.

1) Oh man. My girlfriend was so pissed it was like a shartnado in there.

2) Dude, I went to Mexico and had shartnados for a week.

Shartnado by Emodario Minnow August 19, 2013

Shartina

Shartina, my beloved doll
Wrapped in cloth, she stands tall
She listens to my hopes and fears
And wipes away my lonely tears

I light candles, I sing her praise
I offer her my endless gaze
In my heart, she reigns supreme
My Shartina, my sacred dream

Her painted eyes, they seem to gleam
As if she's more than just a scheme
She's my companion, my confidant
My worship of her will never daunt

So let me kneel before her throne
And pray to her, and her alone
For in her presence, I am whole
My Shartina, my immortal soul.

Child 1: Thou shall not ban our beloved Shartina!

Shartina by sacredmaiden July 29, 2023

Shartinals 

This term was created by die-hard, lifelong Pittsburgh Steelers fan during the runup to Super Bowl 43 as far more accurate (and shorter) way of referring to the Arizona Cardinals.

The Steelers will introduce new offensive plays and will spread the ball around the receivers to beat the Shartinals during Super Bowl 43.

Shartinals by Linebacker Inc January 29, 2009

Shartianna

Beautifully gorgeous, always smiling, laughing and nice but if you make her mad just make sure you apologize (some maybe assassins) doesn't hold grudges and live life like everyday is her last. Loves nature & smokes herb like a chimney.

Jermaine- I wish I had a Shartianna!
Cole- Me too!

Shartianna by YourElizabitch December 19, 2016

Shartnack 

A good whos name usually starts with S and ends with Z. She thinks she is good at stuff like playing the violin but in reality is a poor man’s yo yo ma. Overall she’s about a 3.5

Man, that shartnack is a real wippersnapper

Shartnack by Marsdoe November 10, 2020

shartxiao 

they are a very cool tiktoker on tiktok. they are a non toxic and very sweet genshin fan which is rare. they are also too sweet and lovely to be a part of the genshin fandom.

hey do you know my friend shartxiao?
yeah the tiktoker right theyre so cool

shartxiao by strarbara July 6, 2021