Staten Island Stalefish

I can't believe this oldie but goodie isn't up here yet! This act is performed when the male has sex with his partner in the doggystyle position with a condom on. He then ejaculates in the condom and proceeds to pull out, take off the condom and slap the fluid filled scumbag right down the middle of his arched partner's back!

Good wholesome fun!!

Yo, that bitch was such a filthy whore...I gave her the Staten Island Stalefish and she said thank you sir may I have another!

by Catdaddy November 9, 2006

Jerking off stalefish

When someone constricts the circulation of blood to the hand until it goes numb, then masturbates with it, thereby giving the feeling of another person.

Dude, why are you sitting on your hand? You trying to jerk off stalefish?

by Valo January 1, 2005

shamelis

Shame-less
1.Someone who doesnt care about anything they've done, only what they will do.

1. "That boy is shamelis, he dont even care that he jus' whopped that doods ass."

by Shamelis July 5, 2006

stalefish

To be stalefished is to be completely confused by another’s actions. When caught in the action of being stalefished one's eyebrows become unbalanced followed by the dropping of the jaw. Being stalefished is usually caused by witnessing a very stupid and inexplicable action.

She watched him put fireworks in his pants and she was stalefished.

by timmyjoeelzinga January 29, 2006

Shatfish

A shatfish is someone who pretends to be someone they're not using Facebook or other social media to create false security, particularly to pursue deceptive online falsehoods.

Darren has 10 facebook accounts so he can try to make himself look popular.. he's such a shatfish.

by Totes Wild March 28, 2016

shameisha

A pretty beautiful woman who is looking forward for a better future

Shameisha is a wonderful woman

Shameisha have all the boys they say she's fine

by Teteteg March 31, 2017

Stalefishin

To be buck-ass nekked when the door to a public area suddenly swings open. Coined on "That show about a Trailerpark" or whatever, the incidence of stalefishin amongst the 18-30 male population of earth is surprisingly high. This may be due to economic factors, as most dudes of this demographic find themselves rooming with other people of a similar age because all the good jobs that used to be Union and pay a Living Wage have been shipped overseas in the decades since Reagan.

"I went into Jimbob's room to get my cigarettes back and found him straight stalefishin in front of the mirror practicing his best Reagan pose with the help of his new penis pump."

by Spanky MacDoogle December 15, 2012