fap session 

The time you spent furiously masturbating to porn.

*skype rings* *sound ends*
Matt types: ffs pick up kid
*10 mins later*
Phil types: sorry m8, fap session

fap session by cyahick November 23, 2013

pole session 

the fine art of masterbating

after spying on your mom in the shower i went back into you room and had a massive pole session

pole session by jeff petch January 26, 2008

Cereal Session 

When you and a buddy pour some cereal (Cheerios most of the time) and sit on a table and chat about personal issues.

John: Hey man lets have a Cereal Session

Brandon: hell yeah!

(John and Brandon pull up a seat and begin talking as their eating cereal.)

John: Hey whats up how life man?

Brandon: Dude I think my girlfriend is cheating on me.

John: why man?

Brandon: cause I think I might have herpes, my balls itch.

John: aww man that fucking sucks.

John: Yeah, Last week I was on vacation. I saw some chick and she was all over me man and then she told meet meet her in room 201.

Brandon: what? no way?

John: yeah dude, weird huh?

Cereal Session by Orange Crush Soda September 12, 2009

phone session

When a group of friends gets together to hang out and then they all end up sitting and staring at their phones; usually scrolling through social media or acting like they are so that they can fit in with everyone else. Is extremely common among girls, and my friends unfortunately.

I wanted to hang out with my friends but they were all being boring and having a phone session. So then I left and tried to find people that were actually having a good time instead.

phone session by 138DooBy February 20, 2014

karate chop in session 

1. The time period where it is ok to karate chop someone/anyone you see.

I was walking in the hallway when a man shouted "karate chop in session!" then he karate chopped me.

karate chop in session by godsp33d August 24, 2009

Pornhub Session 

When you get really horny, to the point where you find yourself scrolling through many videos on pornhub, some being stuff you're not even into, and end up with over 30 tabs opened

I told Tom I would end NNN with a nice Pornhub Session.

Pornhub Session by Austin Calibre November 17, 2019

bull session 

Archaic term circa 1950's and 1960's referring to a gathering of young people to talk.

After the big game, everyone is going to meet at Tammy's house for a bull session.

bull session by saginawmike June 12, 2006