kermit sewerside

What you do when Chloe falls on her face in front of the whole school and makes everyone think that u are dating the clumsy uncoordinated giraffe

Damn u need to go home and Kermit sewerside

by Dinodicbitchboi September 17, 2017

sewercide

when you kill yourself by jumping headfirst into a sewer and drowning in literal shit

Tony: have you seen Lenn lately

Kate: oh you didn't hear she committed sewercide?

by whathappenedtoprim September 30, 2019

Kermit Sewer Slide

Often sites and multiplayer games censor certain words and phrases in an effort to be ad-friendly or kid-friendly. As Commit Suicide is a common casualty of this moderation, this phrase is a way to bypass the filters.

*Jimmy and Dave are playing Roblox because the school banned various actually good video games*
Jimmy: Today is another wonderful day to be alive!
Dave: Go Kermit Sewer Slide

by RussianDumbass June 2, 2019

sewercide

Committing suicide in a sewer.

Jeff was found cold and limp after committing sewercide.

by Moonsauce November 14, 2011

Sewerside

One who dies from their own fart. Which is unusual due to most people being able to tolerate their own scent.

Man committed sewerside while sleeping with his head under the covers.

by Crazy Chaos February 28, 2010

kermit sewer slide

a way to say "commit suicide" without actually saying it. why did you look this up? did you hear someone say or write it? you need help. plz visit a therapy office near you. if you dont know where one is, look it up on google and not urban dictionary. go get some help. like. now.

person1: im the smartest person in the world.

person2: kermit sewer slide.

by mayahawkesgf:) February 27, 2023

sewercide

Releasing a fart so pungent that it usually causes physical harm to those unlucky enough to inhale. So named because it reeks like a sewer.

Fat Eric committed sewercide and farted himself to death.

by Moose May 20, 2004