Sea-Donkey

A ferocious and terrifying critter that somehow evolved over the span of bajillions of years.

Oh my gosh! A Sea-Donkey! Run for your lives!!!

by The Mayne Event October 9, 2007

Sea Donkey (alt. form is Sea Donk)

A really fat girl.

When i was drunk she was beautiful but when i soke up it turned out she was Sea donkey.

by Fo Shizzle March 6, 2004

Blue gilled sea donkey

Disgusting fat chick that nobody wants to take home

P1: Gross! look at that fat chick at the bar.
P2: Haha! She's a blue gilled sea donkey

by Anonymous9492349 December 29, 2010

sea donky

A very unattractive girl with messed up teeth and sagging tits.

Mandy; That sea donky is very unattractive and she has messed up teeth and sagging tits. Eww.

Punky: Hahahahaha

Mandy; Hahahahhaa

by punky25 September 29, 2006

Seadonkey Exchange

An online dating service such as lavalife where you basically look through an online menu of girls and try to arrange a hookup. High volume traders on the seadonkey exchange frequently arrange to meet their prospective piece of ass in a public place so that if they end up being butt ugly they can easily bail on the chick. Other times, guys will have their friends go to the prospective girls place of employment to see if she is too nasty to hit up. It is a Generally Accepted Seadonkey Principle (GASP), that 95% of the girls on seadonkey exchange websites are repulsive. Yet, some men are attracted to the fuck and chuck aspect of the whorish online women. Seadonkey exchanges should be used sparingly and only in times of desparation as they will most certainly result in a large ashamed list.

Barry: Hey Levi, can you go to REI and see if this chick that works there is worth my time?
Levi: Did you meet her on the seadonkey exchange Barry?
Barry: Yeah, what's the big deal?
Levi: It's just that you already have the biggest ashamed list of anybody I know by far. You sure you want to do this?
Barry: Yeah man, I really need some head and my back massaging tool just doesn't get me off like it used to.

by Lazynutz July 17, 2005

Shadonkey

A wildcard adjective. Generally negative.

"Dude that chick was shadonkey fine"
"Dude what did you do in the bathroom? It smells like shadonkey in there"
"HOLY SHADONKEY! That was crazy"

by Coty Campbell October 6, 2006

seadonkey

a girl so ugly and hideous that normal words cannot describe her so you must resort to referring to her in the terms of manatee or some water elephant type creatures

i saw john last night heading home from the club with that seadonkey. man he must have been wasted!

by spc diggins October 30, 2007