pussy scrumping

when one takes pussy without consent. (Also see rape)

Prisoner 1..What are you banged up for?
Prisoner2.. I got caught pussy scrumping, I got 6 years, its my 2nd time for rape
Prisoner 1.. You nasty prick, I'm going ass scrumping tonight, see you then

by mitch00uk April 11, 2015

ding dong scrumpins

Fuckin'

Yeah, I heard the neighbors through the walls having some ding dong scrumpins

by moobler March 19, 2021

schlumpkining

to give a schlumpin.. a female version of a blumpkin when a woman poops while giving a blow job as she's on the toilet.

Kelly was on the john and gave me one hell of a schlumpkining!

by SwishyManPants April 12, 2009

crumpkin

Getting a blow job while doing crunches. That's motivation.

While doing some of his 3000 crunches a day, Rinaldo gets a crumpkin from Kim Kardashian.

by dc43 July 19, 2010

scrummins

The small pieces of marajuana that fall in the cracks of your coffee table, couch, etc. These are only to be smoked when extremely desperate due to the fact that these are usually found around other items that would be deemed disgusting, and due to the fact that they are stale old and covered in dirt.

I already smoked all my resin so I scraped up my scrummins and smoked that shit up.

by DAGLE AND CHRIS October 29, 2006

Scrumping

The act of stealing apples from a cider orchard. (The word comes from Scrumpy cider) This term cannot be applied to a town or city enviroment. For example you couldn't steal a stereo and call it 'urban scrumping'

Giles was caught scrumping from Mr. Johnsons farm on Tuesday

by urbann00b January 9, 2005

scrumling

A scrumling is not considered an equal to anyone.

Hunter and Glen Coco are scrumlings.

by allie jane May 13, 2008