scattergood

a person with a scatty nature, not always knowing exactly what they are doing or where they are.

'oi, scattergood, what you doing?'

by kitty_06 November 8, 2006

scratter

Scratter- A scratch card

Rob! i just won a tenner on me scratter!

by RRR-oger December 30, 2007

stratergy

A calculated technique, used by 21st century American presidents, when mere strategy will not be sufficient.

President Dubya, could you please explain your nukyular stratergy to us, sir?

by Buggieboy April 10, 2008

Mea scattergood

She is super nice sometimes very smart boys and girls would have a crush on her . She is trustfull of things gets told lots of secrets. she is funny,sweet,verytomboy,and encouraging

Mea Scattergood is very cool

by Mike sumeu January 13, 2019

Scattergood Friends School

A quaker boarding school in west branch, lowa. "college prep, " manifested through over-scheduling students and assigning them copious amounts of homework, all while taking their phones at night and giving them a bedtime. Notorious for its student work program, which is a fantastic source of child labor that parents pay tuition for. Also notorious for its farm immersion program for the first month of the year, which includes even more child labor with some good-natured farm trivia sprinkled in. Led by an out-of-touch administration that gets away with being racist, transphobic, and homophobic, despite being a "progressive" school. Huge drug/alcohol problem - there's not a lot to do at a d-list boarding school in the middle of an lowan cornfield except develop a nicotine addiction from the jul you bribed some senior to buy you in lowa city. Students often transfer out at the end of the year (or even at semester), with few making it all four years. Only notable alumnus was a bolivian president that everyone in bolivia hated.

“why’s that get taken down?”
“because Scattergood Friends School doesn’t believe in freedom of speech”

by johnscattergood May 21, 2022

Scattergay

What one's friend may call them when being hilariously out of controlably stupid

Gay and unorganized

A lost gay person.... as a friendly dis between comrads.

Lostconfused stupidly funny dork Fucktard friend with out a brain

Wow, you're fuckin scattergay!

by IIshortT April 27, 2019

Scattergun Scrub

A catchy synonym for "shotgun noob" a scattergun scrub is a player in any game featuring shotguns, that prefers the use of shotguns over precision weapons; especially due to lack of skill or adaptability.

I created the term specifically to address certain members of the Gears of War franchise.

"That kid keeps peppering every inch of the map with his shotgun, he's just another scattergun scrub.

by Azaduur October 27, 2016