stOWNed

Playing an online game such at Counter-Strike while being really high and owning another player.

by ScareCrow July 22, 2003

Sconed

The condition of an individual after a heavy night of both drug and alcohol consumption, and many many scones. Being far more messed up than 'wasted' and past the euphoria of 'feeling beast'. A term familiar in the north east of Scotland.

Person 1 - "Holy crap dude I'm surprised you're still here"
Person 2 - "What u on about mate I'm feeling beast" *Face still producing 2nd degree gurns*
Person 1 - "I can tell man you look pretty sconed"
Person 2 - "Shit man you're probably right had way too many scones eh, tunes were bangin' though"
Person 1 - "Ken that one mate".

by Dee May June 5, 2015

Stowned

Adj.

The process of getting owned whilst high on marijuana.

i.e. the best time you'll ever have getting owned.

Man, Fred came over last night and teabagged Steve while he was blazing in the back yard, STOWNED!

by Cruorem September 28, 2008

sconed

A cut above the common 'pwned', sconed is the intellectuals variant as it engenders both humiliation for the recipient combined with a small touch of amusement to alleviate any long lasting resentment against the provider of the 'sconing'.

'You have been Sconed!', 'Prepare to be Sconed', 'We WTFSconed that d00d!!!11eleventyone one!'

by Song March 5, 2008

stowned

A way of saying owned when you're stoner friend or something gets owned.

Friend: "Man, last night I was so stoned and my dad came into my room naked and beat me!"

You: "STOWNED!"

by Ben Guild May 17, 2006

schowned

v, A combination of schooled and owned. Usually announced in a loud manner after defeating someone at something so severely that the usage of owned, pwned, or schooled doesn't quite get the point across. It is normally used to taunt your opponent into either trying harder to best you or losing their cool and performing worse. The prefered slam of Jesse, Robert, and Matt. Matt originally started the phenomenom back in late 2005 after a grueling match of Halo 2.

Halo 2: Game Over.
Matt: Schowned!
Jesse: What?
Robert: *laughing* What the hell did you just say?
Matt: Schowned.
Jesse: *laughing* I have no idea what that is, but it's the greatest thing I've heard this year.
Robert: Matt, you rock my world.
Jesse: I'm totally putting this on UrbanDictionary.com

by bAc0Nb0Y July 24, 2008

showned

When pronounced it sounds similar to clowned. It's a Sex act originating in East Tennessee where a guy goes from one girls rectum to another girls mouth without either of them knowing about the other. In order for it to be completed successfully, the second girl(mouth) has to ask " why does your dick taste funny".

I get more pussy than the pound, so I showned it like I owned it.

by Ashley P. March 19, 2008