Mount Scopus Memorial College

A Jewish day school for rich Jews, located in Melbourne, Australia. It is the largest and most populated Jewish school in Australia. There are a few kindergarten campuses and a couple of primary campuses. The biggest of all the campuses is the Gandel Campus in the suburb Burwood. This campus is for grades 4-12, and has 1400 students.
Scopus is a shorter name for people who can't be bothered saying the full school name. It's a Jewish school, but not religious.

Scopus is the most awesome school in every way; but the only reason why it's not so great is because of all the jappy sluts and super-large groups. The assemblies at Scopus are usually very humorous.

The only reasons why Melbournian Jews don't go to scopus is because of the mean bitches, or because of the high price and they are unable to pay for Scopus' awesomeness.

Bobert: Mummy, look at that girl across the street. I haven't seen her in this street before.
Mum: Yes, darling. Jodi and her Block family are new to the street.
Bobert: Mummy, why is she wearing a weird star necklace?
Mum: That's because she is Jewish.
Bobert: And why is she wearing that top? It's way too big for her.
Mum: Hmm...I don't know. I guess she goes to Mount Scopus Memorial College. It must be a trendy thing at that school.
Dad: Ugh, I have a bad feeling about that girl Jodi. I don't want another Scopus kid living on our street. That girl will be having street parties every week!
Bobert: But how do you know, daddy?
Mum: That's what Scopus teens do, Bobert.

by (( ({>O<}) )) October 9, 2009

scopare

To sweep in Italian.

Devi scopare. (You have to sweep).

by Crpk October 8, 2010

Love Scopes

astrology horoscopes that specifically focus on the relationship compatibility between people based on their Zodiac signs

Thanks to social media, I can read my love scopes every day instead of having to wait for the new local weekly to come out.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 19, 2013

scoasher

a question frequently asked by Jewish people before eating something.

"Scoasher?"
"Yes, you can eat it, it scoasher."

by yonder August 29, 2004

Scopata

A fuck

Ci siamo fatti una scopata

by M-Italy April 17, 2018

Scopsolla

The guy that cleans the barnacles off the bottom of the boat where the seaweed touches

You don’t wanna be a shit kicking scopsolla do ya pal

by King dunkz December 4, 2021

scopaesthesia

The proposed ability of a given human being to detect they are being watched via extrasensory means, also known as the "psychic staring effect". It could be argued that it only applies when said feeling is accurate, and it's hard to test whether this is a real phenomena or simply paranoia turning out to be true sometimes (a broken clock is right twice a day).

Fred: "Man, why can't I ever sneak up on you?"

Johnny: "Scopaesthesia, Fred - I already knew you were there."

by Daibu-des January 23, 2023