scoasher

a question frequently asked by Jewish people before eating something.

"Scoasher?"
"Yes, you can eat it, it scoasher."

by yonder August 29, 2004

gumpus

One who sits in the hot-tub biting everyone's fart bubbles.

I ain't goin' in till that gumpus leaves.

by yonder August 29, 2004

yonder

Yonder is a guy who lives in the middle of Georgia and is not there.

"Where's Yonder?"
"Somewhere in the middle of Georgia unless he ain't there."

by Yonder August 24, 2004

waffling

To waffle: to leave an impression on the face or body such as a waffel iron makes on a pancake.

He slammed into the chain link fence so hard it left a waffel on him.

When she awoke from her nap she had a waffle mark from the mat on her face.

She sat on his face till it waffeled her butt.

by Yonder August 24, 2004

gumping

diving for fart bubbles

He went gumping around the entire pool

by yonder August 29, 2004

honeywagon

I was raised on a farm in Missouri where the honeywagon was a wagon pulled by a tractor, and had a p-t-o auger to spread manure on the fields.

"Hey, don't call it the shitwagon around the girls, call it a honewagon.

by yonder August 29, 2004

hippie

Definition #1:
Happy Intelligent People Promoting Infinate Enlightenment.

Definition #2
Homeless Ignorant People Promoting Infinate Entertainment.

The three "H" club
#1 High Holy Hippie
#2 Homeless Hippies from Hell

by Yonder August 24, 2004