schwort

frat boy booty shorts

thomas: hey what’s that guy wearing his ass looks soooo big and juicy omg
will: he’s wearing the latest schworts

by katt! December 5, 2021

No Schwoz

A term meant to imply that you are very serious; This word is a variation of "No cap." Featuring the name Schwoz, which is Kid Danger and Captian Mans Scientist from Henry Danger; his full name is Schwoz Schwarts.

"No Schwoz you hit that shot bro."

"Schwizzy bro, im gonna hit this."

by Schwoz Schwartz October 7, 2021

schnowder

noun; a synonym for cocaine.

John: "What you know talking bout, son?"
Ivan: "You know I'm all about the schnowder."
Koby: "Old school coke head."

by John Paul C December 1, 2007

schwoo

"Schwoo!" is a spontaneous exclamation of extreme LSD intoxication. Pronounced with much breath, as blowing out a candle. Repeated as necessary. The proper reply to such a statement (assuming similar intoxication) is also "Schwoo!"

The "Schwoo!" statement is both a statement of "peaking" and an attempt to lessen the hallucinations.

Rick, tripping his brains out about 1 hour after dropping 2 hits of blotter: "Schwoo!"

John, feeling just as high: "Schwoo!"

Rinse and Repeat.

by wrinkz December 5, 2005

schwope

A girl who is highly ticklish, loves to laugh and is very VERY spacy. loves to fuck

scott go tap that schwope!

by FJiuheio January 12, 2010

shwowowaoo

A person with an iq too low to be where they are.

He is a shwowowaoo to be in that college.

by You're a shwowowaoo March 17, 2020

schwoog

One engaged to load, unload, transport, move, or carry goods, equipment, and stage property in the employment of others for little or no compensation or the barter of baubles, trinkets, and alcohol. They may also be charged with the procurement of selected items, memorabilia, souvenirs, and companionship for both their employers and themselves. Schwoogs tend to operate in a stealthy, undetectable manner. Most often employed by a minstrel troupe or other (professional) entertainers.

The guitarist told the schwoog, "After you unload the amps, bring me something blue to drink."

by Das Schwoog April 28, 2006