Dude I got lots of homework today but I want to play WoW so when I get home I'm going to play schwow.
by Pureluck January 28, 2008
Schwow is a word used as a general insult, usually paired with other, more specific words like "fat schwow" or "stupid schwow". Alternate spellings include shwow or shvow. The biggest schwow is chef Boyardee but Virginia Woolfshirt is also in this category. Rumored to be a combination of the words stupid, shit and cow.
by Shrekthegreat November 3, 2016