Skip to main content
Schwow is a word used as a general insult, usually paired with other, more specific words like "fat schwow" or "stupid schwow". Alternate spellings include shwow or shvow. The biggest schwow is chef Boyardee but Virginia Woolfshirt is also in this category. Rumored to be a combination of the words stupid, shit and cow.
-the chef is impervious to our attacks!
-that schwow!
Schwow by Shrekthegreat November 2, 2016
Related Words
Schwoen is a word that can mean anything and everything at anytime. Usually derogatory.
* "That guy looks real schwoeney."
* "Who wants to go down to schwoen town and get me some schwoenies?"
Schwoen by Ray Bullock September 10, 2010
Schwose is a word functioning as the perfect description for/of anything and everything. This one and only all-inclusive word can be easily altered to act as a noun, adjective, verb, adverb or exclamatory remark.
Exclamatory Remark Example 1: "Schwose, dude! Thats freaking amazing!"

Exclamatory Remark Example 2: "Schwose! That was close!"

Noun: "Let's hop in the schwose-mobile and cruise downtown to pick up some schwose!"

Adjective: "That Israeli rooftop party was so schwose!"

Verb: "We better get schwosing or we're gonna be late..."

Aderb: "The schwosely married couple made snow angels with glee."
Schwose by Myles O'Mainnian July 22, 2017
A kid that is a straight up schmoobie. A big idiot who wears lifting gloves.
That kid over there is such a Schwoy , who wears lifting gloves, what a fag.
schwoy by Doobie. May 10, 2018
One who annoys other people by becoming obsessive over anything.
That F@#$ing Schwogger won't quit looking at porn again!! That's the eighth time today and its only 11am!!!
schwogger by popdizzle September 7, 2006

schwoogies 

Derogatory term used to describe the blax. Gained popularity when a Philly radio show led by Kidd Chris repeatedly played a song by Lady Gash referencing schwoogies. Kidd Chris and the other members involved in the incident were terminated two months later after an "investigation." Here are the lyrics to said song:
Coloreds steal your wallets and coloreds have pink feet. Coloreds are loud and obnoxious, when they watch movies. Sticky fingers, what they are, Always try to jack my car, Schwoogies! Or shines, you can call them anything you like. Schwoogies! Watch out, jigs will rob you, day or night. Schwoogies. Mookie doesn't like to work, Just rolls blunts all day long. But there's one job he can do, hold a lantern on my lawn. If someone else has your watch on, you can bet it's a moolignon. Shwoogies! All Around, there's Sambos, monkeys, knuckle draggers, So much brown Mandingo, Go Mr. Bojangles.
schwoogies by fennec2009 May 21, 2008