shwasted

a combination of "shit-faced" and wasted. Really drunk basiclly.

I am not getting drunk tonight, I am going to get SHWASTED!!!

by ValAnne May 8, 2005

schwacked

adj.
The state of being very intoxicated as a result of Alcohol, Weed, Shisha tobacco, or any combination of the three.

Originated by J Dizzle and Trevizzle in Los Lunas, NM.

Holy shit bro, I'm schwacked.

Last night I got hella schwacked and slept with a fat chick.

by Trevizzle March 4, 2007

schmasted

Combined from both "shit faced" and "wasted" into one word for enjoyment.

by Anonymous March 3, 2003

Schwasted

Shit Face Wasted

Man that girl is Schwasted!

by DamaLicious October 18, 2009

Schwasted

1. Describes the experience of getting drunk, swasted or shwasted from a malt liquor such as schlitz.

2. Describes when a person with the letter combination "sch" appearing in their name is drunk, or more preferably, swasted or shwasted.

3. A longer, more pronounced way of saying swasted or shwasted by adding the letter c.

Amy: Did you drink all my schlitz!?
Jason: No, that was Joey, and he got schwasted!

Dustin: Did you ever see Schneider at the party last night?
Brandon: Yea, he was passed out schwasted!!! *tags pic* #schneiderschwasted?

Rob: I think I got kinda swasted at the bar.
Pete: Nah man, you got schwasted!!

by sKreeTs April 19, 2015

Schwanged

To be turned on.

Melissa's skirt totally had me schwanged last night.

by Big_Bird February 10, 2009

Shwasted

(Adj.) The state of innebriation beyond coherent thoughts, words, or actions. Derived from the tradtional American slang "shitfaced" and "wasted".

Matthew was so shwasted, he proceeded to motor-boat the breasts of the ugliest female at that social gathering.

by Ian Ebsch July 20, 2008