schwartz

A term of endearment to a friend; comradary.

Calling a friend schwartz. Example, answering the phone, "Hello, schwartz, what?"

by Boomjay Boomjay July 29, 2008

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schwartz

a noun describing a person with an unhealthy obsession/ fetish with stuffed otters, coupled with crippling low confidence and neurotic Jewish behavior.

Roommate#1: "Why didn't he just talk to Mere Bear at the party?"
Roommate#2: "Who the hell knows. He's such a Schwartz sometimes..."

by Lisa McCurdy January 22, 2007

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The act of annoying one's coworkers by public daily displays of voice projection that cover's an entire office space occupied by 40 or more workers. The voice consists of a harmonic modulation at least as bad as a orgy of very horny pigs. The content of the speech is low-class, offensive and repugnant, offering no value to those who hear it. Schwartzing has an ability to cause lack of concentration, difficulty remembering, and inciting imaginary fantasies of duct tape and ball gags.

Jane has been schwartzing every day since she started her job at Company ABC.

by Bill's Girl February 6, 2010

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Schwartzing

When a man expels sperm onto a womans vagina and then using a straw sucks it up and then back down into the womans nose. The woman then sucks in the sperm through her nose and into her mouth.

A Unique Way to Jizz in Her Mouth Schwartzing

by Bob the Builder yes it can January 18, 2010

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schwartz

A verb referring to soccer, it is the act of missing a ridiculously easy shot from five feet away or less in soccer.

Example 1: Zack had the ball right in front of the goal and he totally schwartzed it right over.

Example 2: *teammate misses goal* HE SCHWARTZED IT!!!!

by pimpdaddy93 August 6, 2010

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