schnockered

totally shit faced, also trashed, inebriated, drunk, and sloshed

I be schnockered

by podlowe March 24, 2003

Schnucked

Getting Schucked is when your credit card number is stolen and the company responsible for it tries to cover it up for way too long. The first time you'll hear about it is when your bank calls to tell you that they're cancelling your card.

Bob: Why are you writing checks for everything today?
Rob: Cause my debit card got compromised in the Schnucks debacle.
Bob: Ooh, you got Schnucked!

by Sp1 May 9, 2013

schnocker

A hybrid dog breed created by a cross between a Cocker Spaniel and a Miniature Schnauzer. This breed is recognized by the American Kennel Club (AKC)

That black schnocker won "Best of Show" at the dog show.

by Jaimye April 2, 2007

Schnockering

ones becoming intoxicated by not only drugs and or alcohol but also the allure of the moist female form.

About fifteen minutes after that group of skanks arrived and three more shots and a rip of chronic me and the boys were on our way to a good schnockering.

by Filthy Dirty Dickins October 19, 2008

schmuckery

The act(or art if you will) of being a schmuck.

Mike:What the hell is keith doing?
Fred:He must be up to some schmuckery!

Dating that girl is dabbaling in shmuckery

by Michael McGuire February 8, 2004

schnuckered

taken advantage of

I got schnuckered into buying these expensive jeans

by Gburtscher November 22, 2013

Schmuckered

A polite way describe a person, place or thing that is all fucked up.

Well when he crashed the ambulance into that pole he sure schmuckered it up.

by TheZippo November 8, 2019