schnatter

n. An excessively impacted bowel movement which produces painful anal fissures when voided.

"My Doctor informed me the problem was most likely schnatter related due to complications arising from bad pizza and a crappy health plan."

by slagitor November 1, 2013

Schnap

To take a nap in school. Can be mistaken for a classy way of saying "snap".

School kid; oh wow Timmy is schnapping again.

(What it can be mistaken for)
School kid 2; he would want to wake up, and make it schnappy.

by MemeFalcon January 7, 2017

Peppermint Schnapps

Peppermint liqueur of a higher alcoholic content and less sweet than creme de menthe; often taken on the rocks or with coke and ice.

Drinking peppermint schnapps tastes like your drinking a alcohlic candy cane!

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

Schnappschwap

An event in which several parties participate in the exchange of a plethora of varieties of schnapps.

The nu 4 schnappschwap was the first official schnappschwap. There were 4 varieties of schnapps and we all became very drunk

by .reefer. October 16, 2011

Schnappsis

n. A condensed statement or outline of a previous night after having blacked out from heavy drinking.

Person 1: "Ugh, I can't believe how much we drank last night, can someone please tell me what happened?"
Person 2: "It's a long story, I'll give you the schnappsis"

by DerekT October 24, 2011

Schnappschat

What you refer to as Snapchat while drunk.

1: "Snap chat and alcohol DO NOT mix."
2: "Snapchat? You mean SCHNAPPSCHAT. Amirite?"
1: "God damn it."
2: "Why not?"
1: "So?"

by jadedeconomist February 8, 2014

Schnautzing

(verb) to schnautz

Casual shopping with friends for nothing in particular

“I’m so excited to go schnautzing this afternoon at the thrift store with the girls!”

"I saw those two schnautzing at the market yesterday afternoon."

by Chattha November 6, 2019