Schmartio

A noob, or nooblet with a total disrespect for others, theirself and their arse. Often confused with a Tkanerva, although a lot more of a selfish bitch.

That schmartio can suck my cock!

by Shekhar Palit January 13, 2006

schlort

Opposite of schlong.

A very small dick. A beenie weenie. A vienna sausage. A sweet gherkin.

Something your woman refers to as "cute".

You call that a schlong? Looks more like a schlort!

by oweikdio September 8, 2008

schmorge

1) when you are taking a shower and have especially dry skin and the skin rolls off into these little spongy wet skin balls
2) the little bit of water at the bottom of the shower when you are done that is not quite clear and is full of aforementioned dry-skin-balls. essentially, dead skin cells mixed with shower water.

Check out this really awesome mini-snowman i made out of my schmorge!

by bigtyrone May 10, 2009

schmormels

A reaction used when you are hassled.

Can also be used as "schmormie" or "schmorms" or "schmormed"

"Schmorms! I can't find my keys!"

"Man! That fu*ker is such a schmormels!"

"That test got me all schmormed up"

by lectop February 28, 2004

schmartle

(verb) the act of masturbating while studying.

"I love physics so much I schmartled all night before Dr. Wang's Fluid Dynamics midterm."

by RKTurner31 June 25, 2008

Schmootzin'

Rapidly engaged in squeezing one's butt cheeks, and such

Girl: " No schmootzin' "
Boy: " Okay... "

*Guy places hand firmly on girls ass cheek and squeezes very rapidly in the same place*

by Schmootzer December 17, 2010

Shmort

So a few streams ago I was trying to say something and it came out shmort. I made up this definition on the fly, enjoy!

SHMORT: The rejuvenating feeling one gets from others or individuals after a conversation, connection, musical set or arrangement, visual performance, laugh or anything truly uplifting to your spirit or higher self. When your love tank is refilled by even a single word or gesture. Heartfelt electricity amongst people. Example: '2 people giving each other support in a twitch DJ CHAT when you are on the other side of the planet'.

We are taking back thie negative definition posted here and making it positive. Cant stop us.

I shmort you.

We are getting a shmorting feeling.

We be shmortin'
The shmort was insane!

by anonymous July 20, 2021