Schantzed

Originated in western Pennsylvania. This term describes an individual as either being wasted beyond belief, baked out of their skulls, or generally oblivious and clueless to everything.

Mike: I was so schantzed last night, I woke up with a nail in my forehead.

by Jack Momma September 28, 2008

SCHMELTZER

One that fails consistently, especially a person with bad luck or poor skills.

He missed that shot,He's a Schmeltzer

by milky2x February 12, 2010

Schmaltz

to take the last of something and not throw away the box or container that it came in, usually causing much anger in the next person to examine the aforementioned box.

Hey I'm gonna get a donut... What the hell, someone schmaltzed the last creme-filled!

by WuBuRZ October 27, 2011

Schwartzed

When you masturbate too much and it rubs the head of you penis raw

I masturbated like 7 times today and my dick is schwartzed.

by Yo-oprah January 25, 2016

schwaltzed

To get drunk out of your God damn mind.

Hey man I just got dumped by my girlfriend, wanna get schwaltzed?

by Cill Brosby April 14, 2017

schmasted

it is where you and your friends get so wasted together,
you know that you are so wasted, you try to go and say that you're 'wasted' but it comes out as 'schmasted'

gabby- yeah girl, you don't look so hot.

alana- I'M SCHMASTED!!8&@$%

by therealgabby July 21, 2011

schmootzed

The ejecting of food, liquid or saliva that is in your mouth after hearing or seeing something hilarious, controversial or shocking.

When I heard, I schmootzed soda all over myself

That joke was so funny I almost schmootzed.

by Prezz4life May 12, 2017