Schlop Cake

When someone has their underwear on the table and proceeds to put their Diarrhea on top of the underwear and serve it at a family gathering.

“Steve!” “Why did you bring a Schlop Cake to Thanksgiving dinner!”

by Schloperton December 19, 2022

Schlop top

The act of Giving good brain and having the penis stick out of the cheek during the act

I gave Rick that good schlop top.

by Og purp skurrrp December 12, 2016

schlop puppy

Steven Clifford

My fat tongue schlipped out of my mouth cause I'm a schlop puppy.

by Josh Stevens February 9, 2004

Schlop Lop

Saggy Man Balls.

I took off his pants, and there were two giant schlop lops!

by Rally Cry January 4, 2011

Schlop n' Chop

A phrase used to describe when someone gets head, and right as they finish, the sucker bites down and rips off the other's penis.

Brandon: Yo did you hear what happened to Daniel last night?

Randal: Yeah, I heard his girl pulled the ol' Schlop n' Chop on him when he wasn't expecting it.

Brandon: Poor lad will never get a boner again.

by JimmyLikesBones May 6, 2022

schlop bucket

A bucket full of honey to dump out on my head Josh Stevens

Josh poured a schlop bucket all over my head because he is a schlippery dawg

by Steve Clifford February 11, 2004

schlop schlop

when a lady puts your penis in her nose and fists your asshole making the sticky noise schlop schlop

Kathrine gave Jimbo a schlop schlop at recess

by pussyfrank August 10, 2019