schlomper

1) noun - Number of semen emissions during an ejaculation.
2) noun - a stupid person or thing.

1)Last night I shot six schlompers while cumming, good work Honey!
2) President Bush is such a Schlomper.

by S.A. Khan August 31, 2004

schlomping

cool relaxed way of chilling, usually used when you should be doing something more important.
WARNING - this is highly addictable.

i can't be arsed with this test i think im just going to schlomp.

by girl April 20, 2004

Schlompticox

A fancy word for "shit" or "poop" or "crap".

King Henry VI excused himself from a royal dinner with the Pope to take a schlompticox.

by OfficialSchlompticox July 21, 2014

Schloopy Drop

When the beat hits so frucken hard, that you piss yer britches but you’re jammin’ out so hard that you don’t realize your pants are gooey until the morning.

Guy number one: Woah dude, this time is sick

The beat: BOOOOOOOM BOW WOW BOOM

Britches: gets pissed

You: bee bopping so hard

…the next day
You: Oh shit. I totally got a Schloopy Drop last night. My britches are so gooey right now.

by Big shins mcgee May 22, 2022

Schloopy

The 8th dwarf except he's 6'4", half Asian/Swedish and always looks hungover.

Schloopy has a thing for asian girls.

by schloopy moopy October 7, 2009

schlomping

The act of sitting on the toilet and masterbating while simultaneously defecating.

The aim of the participant is to reach point of ejaculation at the same point in time that the faeces are exiting the anus which will supposedly result in a higher amount of pleasure being experienced than with a conventional orgasm.

"That guy's a total weirdo - I heard he's into schlomping."

by IncognitoD July 5, 2009

schlumpy

unwillingness to move
exhausted, without will
the height of laziness
sleepy

Bob appeared schlumpy as he slouched on the couch.

by Silly Sue October 2, 2009