shwaggot

A person who thinks they have high grade marijuana, and doesn't. Either because of an unsophisticated palate or very low drug addict standards.

Lets head up to Denver, shwaggots have Littleton dry as a mouth.

shwaggot by robotlegcommando March 23, 2009

Schlagnog 

An alcoholic beverage created purely to be disgusting and to make one feel ill or even vomit.

Schlagnog is served in a shot glass and is prepared like so:

* Drop a dollop of mash into the shot glass
* Carefully pour vodka over until almost full
* Add small cubes of ham (or torn up strips if unavailable)
* A dash of chilli sauce for that extra kick

Usually prepared as a "dare;" if the person to first attempt drinking the Schlagnog spits it out or doesn't manage it in one go, a swift punch to the kidneys is administered, usually as they are still gagging.

Pagey: Here Ted, I've made you a Schlagnog
Ted: Fucking hell Pagey, what's this shit?
Pagey: It's a Schlagnog you nignog!
Ted: Fucking hell, that's rank! And why have you got your ballbag out?

Schlagnog by Handsome Crab August 10, 2010

Slaggot

A combination of the words "slut" and "faggot" An insult used to call someone a "slutty faggot" with the use of one powerhouse of a word.

Made popular after its use in the TV series trading spouses "Shes not a Christian! Gargoyle's! Slaggot!!!
or
"Hey faggot you need to watch how slutty you act your one bj away from slaggot vill"

Slaggot by Be-SHARP January 13, 2009

Scaggot

1.A skanky faggot
2. Someone you strongly dislike

Your such a little scaggot

Scaggot by SaltyMini June 7, 2019

Schlaggin Shaginsins Disease 

A disease that makes the palm of ones hand sweat profusely. The symptoms for this disease include the following, hot hands, sneezing more than five times in a row while sounding like a duck, and finally random anger fits. This disease was named after a fellow who discovered the disease. Though that was not his real name it sure was his nick name.

Little Jimmy gave Big Billy a high five. Little Jimmy realized his hands had sweat on them. Little Jimmy glanced at Big Billy's hands and noticed that he had Schlaggin Shaginsins Disease.

Schlaggin Shaginsins Disease by Bob Trivioni September 23, 2008

Shaggot 

A shady ass faggot, a shitty person, untrustworthy punk ass bitch, wannabe, fake, liar, thinks way to highly of themselves, and is worthless.

Bobbie is the perfectect example of a shaggot. He's a scammer, shady as fuck, lies about everything, he thinks he's a winner, and he smells like shit! A fucking shaggot.

Shaggot by °Mz°Blondie° January 1, 2021

Shmaggot

A "shit head" that over a period of time gets progressively less intelligent to such a degree that the only conceivable explanation for their compounding ignorance is that there are, in fact maggots inside their skull slowly eating away at the fecal matter that their brain is constructed of. In short: Shit head + Maggots= Shmaggot. Alternatively Shmaggot is also the name of the head maggots themselves.

Shmaggot, shut up and get your Shmaggots under control!

Shmaggot by Jon Klein January 28, 2006