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Schlagnog 

An alcoholic beverage created purely to be disgusting and to make one feel ill or even vomit.

Schlagnog is served in a shot glass and is prepared like so:

* Drop a dollop of mash into the shot glass
* Carefully pour vodka over until almost full
* Add small cubes of ham (or torn up strips if unavailable)
* A dash of chilli sauce for that extra kick

Usually prepared as a "dare;" if the person to first attempt drinking the Schlagnog spits it out or doesn't manage it in one go, a swift punch to the kidneys is administered, usually as they are still gagging.
Pagey: Here Ted, I've made you a Schlagnog
Ted: Fucking hell Pagey, what's this shit?
Pagey: It's a Schlagnog you nignog!
Ted: Fucking hell, that's rank! And why have you got your ballbag out?
Schlagnog by Handsome Crab August 10, 2010
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Inspired by JSchlatt and first created by Ted Nivison, Schlagg is an ominous and terrifying creature. It is usually seen wearing a blue New York Yankees hat and has a cock for a nose.
"Holy shit. I think I just fucking saw Schlagg, dude."
Schlagg by forsetha December 27, 2020

Poon-Schlang

A bad or stale form of poon tang. slang for bad pussy.
1) mate, I saw you sneak home with some filthy poon-schlang last night.

2) If you keep poon tang lying around too long.... there's a good chance it will turn to poon schlang!

schlaggot 

Proud to be a schlaggot!
schlaggot by The first schlaggot November 7, 2022

schlawng 

Like schlong, but spelled correctly.
Ishmael: Kay so, I have the hugest schlawng eva.

Ashley: Yeah me too.
schlawng by Hawtyboggin March 20, 2007

Shlagoogle

A porn-watching cat.

Derivative of flagoogle, a porn-watching dog.
Woh, I just caught my cat watching pr0n. He's such a shlagoogle.
Shlagoogle by Eadoin December 30, 2010
(v) hanging out with class, style, and attitude (n) a way of life, the actual schlang session
(adj) "schlangin'" person - a player, or someone who exemplifies every good quality, or is really hot and tight.
"Gurl, you schlangin'"

"Wanna schlang with me tonight?? There is a party."

"He has like 5 girlfriends and is soo gorgeous. Dude be schlangin'!"
schlang by schlanger479479479 June 25, 2008