schtuu

(noun/pronoun) Used to codify or conceal any other noun of strategic importance.

(verb) To schtuu: to mix/congeal/masticate/taste/ponder/think about/consider. to grow ripe or to let mature. to leave in the crock pot for further schtuuing. To be hung-up on or to obsess about.

Bro, my grundle's been schtuuing all day.

Bro, is this chili good, or should it schtuu longer?

You wanna get involved with this schtuu?

I've been schtuuing her proposition over and over in my mind.

how about we take care of that schtuu, and then go to the show.

this situation's getting schtuu-y. I'm out.

I've been schtuuing on her since 10th grade.

Try some of my schtuu. It's good for you.

Schtuff. Schtuu, whatever.

by gatsnackman April 16, 2011

shitudy

When you study while taking a shit. Very effective.

Dude, I aced that test thanks to shitudying!

by pappay January 8, 2008

schtup

(v) To have sex. Pron "Shtoop" ("oo" as in "book") This word is of Yiddish origin. Of note, one never schtups someone else...two people schtup (together).

"What are they doing up there?" "I think they're schtupping!"

by Doc Lightning September 27, 2005

Shiturbation

The act of masturbation while taking a shit.

Taking shits are boring, so I decided try my hand shiturbation to make it more fun.

by hoovyoovy May 30, 2010

shiturbate

The act of masturbating while taking a shit.

Thomas missed the meeting because he decided to shiturbate.

by Fuzzy Buttons December 15, 2013

schitzach

Term of endearment for the most pulchritudinous of the female gender, often exhibiting a highly developed acumen for perspicacity of self and fellow humans, while maintaining an air of self-abnegation of all pretentiousness. .

Ashley is one of those mythological Schitzach’s that many claim to exist, but few ever meet.

by Phuquetard October 24, 2019

shituation

a shitty situation

this situation I'm dealing with, oh man is it shitty

therefore, "shituation"

by PieCrustEater August 21, 2020