Slimy 

Slither/Ooze out of a Topic or Discussion when it doesn't suit their favour.

She became slimy when she heard the news.

Slimy by JakeOJeff March 25, 2022

Slimy 

A person who hits on peoples mom's and likes fantasy football as well as chess

Damn you're pretty slimy

Slimy by anonymous November 1, 2022

Slimy Joystick 

When the man on top during double vaginal sex pulls out and cums on the other man's scrotum. After using his dick to rub the cum all over the scrotum, he then re-enters the girl's pussy to cum again on the other guy's shaft. Due to the homoerotic nature of the act, it is mostly performed by bisexual men. However, straight men can perform it on occasion.

My bi friend and I once did double vaginal with a girl we picked up from the club. I was on top, so I decided to give him a slimy joystick since it was his birthday. I don't like guys, so I told him that's as far as he would get with me.

Slimy Joystick by FraterOS December 30, 2018

Slimy Fandango 

The act of using snot as the primary lubricant during a movie theater hand job.

She kept on sneezing in her palm and then pulled my dick out and gave me a slimy fandango during "the passion of the christ."

Slimy Fandango by Ranchgirls November 6, 2020

slimy marvin

While your buddy is sleeping you spread your asshole over his/her mouth and take a wicked shit in it. You then duct tape there mouth closed. Its a real nasty surpise!

I gave Chip a slimy marvin last night, he was gagging like a 12 year old school girl at a blowjob convention!

slimy marvin by LukeAss April 22, 2006

slimy transcript fabricators 

Another term for those lawless and immoral Democrats who are part of that corrupt commie Representative Adam Schiff’s cult.

We need to take those slimy transcript fabricators out and shoot them!

slimy transcript fabricators by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019

Slimy Selvey 

The act of taking a shit, and ejaculating on top of it, causing a slimy brown mixture. Once the mixture has been well kneaded, yell "Wouf" and smash it in your partners face. Hilarious, but not recommended for first dates if you like the person. Best used during revenge sex.

Dude, I fucked my ex-wife last night.
Really, so you two are getting back together, huh?
Nope, I gave her the ol Slimy Selvey. I don't think she will be back for seconds!

Slimy Selvey by thehillshire December 22, 2014