Roadkill

see also "nub" "configer" "heaton" and "cleveland steamer"

"roadkill you configing haxor foad"
"no roadkill you cant do me in the batty"

by Seaweed April 10, 2003

roadkill

Bending over for someone while being fingered in the anus and being forced to shout out: "More! Please, master!"

So that's the guy who roadkilled me the first day I joined the Legion years ago.

by Nyana October 03, 2006

roadkill

what is killed in a road accident.

The restaurant was accused of serving the roadkill to its customers. The roadkill was a dead goat.

by uttam maharjan October 06, 2012

roadkill

Squished cadaver that lies in or close to a road, most likely crushed or knocked by a passing vehicle. Is now rotting and being devoured and cannibalised by other animals.

Often used as an insulting term for someone of poor aesthetics.

Yo mama is roadkill.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

ROADKILL

A ugly, asno guy that you want to die or hes just ugly & looks like he got hit by a truck. You would never have sex with him cause he looks effed up. again, known to be a ugly asno.

look up asno & read it if you dont.

That asno is roadkill!

by ROADKILLISAASNO April 20, 2011

roadkill

what you become when you stand in front of me speeding my car.

sigh, that poor racoon. got hit so damn hard it ruined my airconditioner though.

by JOSHUWEA January 11, 2005

roadkill

a word to describe a shocking hair cut.

the guys hair looks like roadkill, his mohawk reminds me of a rooster.

by makedonija April 25, 2007