ramen

(n.)
A freeze-dried block of survival.

Contrary to popular belief, use of stove is not required to prepare this meal of many flavours. No real measurements are needed. Just a bowl, some water, the ingredients in the package and a microwave oven. Approximately 1 minute and 20 seconds on high will do the trick.

I've actually found ramen on sale for seven cents a package.

by Bluefunoodle311 August 14, 2004

Ramen

Magical joy-giving substance made of most mysterious reagents. Often coupled with water in cauldron bubble to unleash the power of the joy.

Double, double, ramen and trouble
Fire burn and cauldron bubble!

by Lucas November 4, 2003

Ramen Noodles

God's gift to mankind.

Try some Ramen Noodles, then you'll know..

by ThatGirl729 May 7, 2011

Ki-Mama Ramen

A ramen restaurant based in Stockholm, Sweden.

Legend has it that Ki-Mama Ramen is the best ramen spot in Northern Europe.

by I-T-B February 4, 2017

Eat ramen and go

Korean version of “Netflix and chill”

Jackson wants to eat ramen and go with Jinyoung.

by jacksonsjinyoung October 22, 2018

Ramen Noodles

Quite possibly one of the most all time best foods ever to be found in the United States of America. These small, slinder noodles come in a variety of different flavors and are quick and easy to make. Also they are extremely cheap and can be found in almost any store.

Top Ramen Noodles are a extremely delicious treat.

by Phade July 15, 2004

Beef Ramen

You and your partner are in the bathtub together; One person has diarrhea in the water and the other performs fellatio while drinking the water.

Hey dad, I’m hungry! Why don’t you eat a beef ramen. I can’t! You and mom had the last one.

by Mrcraycray July 10, 2019