Ramendan

n - holiday; during a specific period, Pastafarians must eat nothing but Ramen noodles, in order to feel the pain of poor college students who are unable to purchase anything but this particular food. It is also best to be dressed in full pirate attire for this holy time.

Pastafarian1: dude are you fasting for Ramendan?
Pastafarian2: nah man
Pastafarian1: the FSM shall smite you and throw you into the Hot Sauce!

Ramendan by Eric von Douchebag October 30, 2008

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Ramendan

Ramendan comes around the same time as Ramadan, and indeed the two holiday periods have their similarities. One of the major differences between the two, however , is that Pastafarians do not fast or pray, as doing so would conflict with their flimsy moral standards. Instead, Pastafarians spend a few days of the month eating only Ramen noodles and remembering back to their days as starving college students.

This simple act teaches Pastafarians to be happy about what they’ve accomplished, and if they haven’t accomplished anything yet, to at least be happy they they are Pastafarians. At the end of Ramendan, Pastafarians are encouraged to give their extra Ramen to those who are more needy." - Bobby Henderson (pasta be upon him )

I have been touched by his noodly appendage... I need to get to the market and pick up the 10-for-a-dollar ramen noodles so I can properly celebrate Ramendan.

Ramendan by leendadll August 18, 2013

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Ramendan • ramengan

Ramendan

A period of time where one eats only Ramen noodles.
Esp. common in college students or people who are in a financial crisis.

Annie: Hey baby, do you wanna go out for dinner tonight?
James: Not unless you're buying. I'm so broke that I had to go on ramendan.

Ramendan by Elizabeth Grace December 11, 2007

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ramengan

ramengan is the ability that God created to defeat the evil god THE BAD PEPE. This ability consists of attacking your opponent with a wave of power made of ramen. In case you have any doubts, he saw that the evil god THE BAD PEPE died since he was hit with that attack. The requirements to use this skill is to have more than 8000 power and that you like ramen

I can use the ramengan THE BAD PEPE now is nothing next to me

ramengan by el barana March 29, 2021

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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