Pwanki

A derogoratory phrase to describe an asian based individual who also happens to be a wanker.

'That fucking filthy Pwanki bumped into me and didn't even apologise'

by Clinterous May 24, 2007

sonk ponkle

A ponkle that is very much sonky. There is nothing in the world more sonky than a sonk ponkle.

"Do you want my sonk ponkle?"

by KinkMaster69402 January 4, 2021

plonkstain

A person who is a stupid idiot.

You are a plonkstain.

by Jonny Jeff Cornwell July 25, 2006

ponktwt

A side of Twitter in which the fandom of DropsByPonk resides, most likely talking too much about kneecaps.

There ponktwt goes again, conspiring to steal kneecaps. /j
Ponktwt is the best side of Twitter.

by dududududududududududududududu May 5, 2021

plonker

the term plonker started out as a reference to someone who was forever drunk on cheap wine (cheap wine is nicknamed plonk) this person was usualy a homeless person, or poor person.

today the term plonker is a very light hearted insult. Its not even seen as an insult, its like calling someone a wally. Its in no way ment maliciously. you call someone a plonker when they say or do something stupid.

bob - why didnt my food cook ?
john - you never turned on the oven, you plonker.

by Emperor Bubba February 1, 2005

plonky

an alocholic, who is partial to cheap drinks such as white star

faye -
jon, you are such a plonky

by lancelotrocks December 18, 2007

pwnkin

A portmanteau of pwn and blumpkin that refers to the act of receiving oral sex while playing an online video game.

Teammate: "Damn it Liquid! You went 0 and 6 in that round. What the hell happened?"

LiQuiDs__SpAwN: "Sorry guys, my girlfriend was giving me a pwnkin and I couldn't concentrate."

by LiQuiDs__SpAwN July 9, 2009