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President

Persident (n.) (1) A person in a place of high status, but not necessarily power. (2) A person promoted to the highest level of incompetence, ususally though a 'democratic' election. (3) the HMFIC of a country or region. (4) Someone who would rather lay on in intern than a bed. (see also: clinton) (5) sucker.

"The president of the United States is the second most powerful person in the world, right next to the captian of a US nuclear missle submarine."

President by Cunjo July 22, 2004

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$$$, there's jefferson, washington...

#1: *hands #2 some cash*
#2: "wrond president yo! hand me tha benjamins!"

president by jasmine April 28, 2002

president

a penis, cock, schlong, goat, tallywhacker, purple-headed puding flinger, frank, sausage, whang, dong, meat, you get the idea

hey baby say hello to the president

president by brokenrecords33 August 24, 2006

President

A term used to greet, identify, or describe a black person. President now replaces the commonly-used word "nigga". See http://www.presidentplease.com for more information and examples.

You know you my #1 president.

President by panicatthebisco February 22, 2009

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either some giant douche or some turd sandwich as said in south park

except for ronald reagan

presidents suck up to make it far in politics

president by lemonpartyfan April 12, 2007

president

The top elected political position in the United States.

G W Bush wishes he had been elected president by the voters instead of being selected by the Supreme Court -
more voters vote in elections than do SC Justices in a case.

president by Ishtar Garanga March 27, 2003