President

A puppet with no power who presides over meetings with those who actually hold the real power.

I want to be President so my puppet masters can yank me around.

by bob_bobbb March 16, 2016

President

Someone who failed at life, and decided to fuck with the wrong mexicans.

“Look at the President, fuck him.”

by Nov3Crackhead November 21, 2019

President

An orange large cheeto puff that rules the world

That was a good president

by Lilyogurt November 01, 2017

The President

That weird guy who somehow always loses his shoelaces...

Hem hem

Guy:Hi, Mr. President! Love your shoelaces

The President:Thanks, they're new. Someone keeps stealing them...

by September 14, 2020

president

Before getting this job, no one will give a shit about who you are. When you get this job, everyone in the country (whether conservative or liberal, Democrat or Republican, etc.) will hate you at one point or another. After you leave this job, people will either praise you to high heaven or bitch about how badly the country is doing because you were the President.

George Bush. Bill Clinton. Those two are all the examples you need of why being the President is a mistake.

by FVZA May 20, 2006

Presidant

The female version of the President. A Female President...A Presidant!

I wonder if in 4 years Kamala Harris will become the first Presidant of the United States.

by K E Palanca May 23, 2021

president

political figurehead that all of America blames their problems on, acting as if the president had any real power and was diliberately making horrible decisions.

man, our economy is in the toilet and unemployment is sky-high, it's all that damn president's fault.

by TheVoiceOfReason January 26, 2005