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dub-dub-dub

see also dub dub dub a bastardization of WWW because WWW is too hard to say.
go to dub-dub-dub dot fuckmicrosoft dot com
by Cunjo October 12, 2004
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The Demented Cartoon Movie

a full 30 minutes of stupidity in it's purest form.
wait a minute... dat is not zee bubble fish; it's dat stupid cartoon movie again! I refuse to shine zee light on it!
ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG!
*BOOM!*
by Cunjo November 12, 2004
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drop-bear

From the game EVNova, Drop bears are fabricated creatures used as an excuse to rip off gullible tourists in the territory of the Auroran Faction. Drop bears are fabricated to drop from high ceilings in spaceports and knock visitors unconscious; the visitors then come to in medical units with high medical bills. The true identity of a drop bear is a thug who is on intimate terms with the medical staff and knows how to scam people out of money by knocking them unconscious. to further the scam, these thugs sell cans of 'drop-bear repellent' to anyone gullible enough to buy it; if someone buys it, then they are deemed gullible enough to later knock unconscious and pin the blame on the fabricated 'drop bear'.

offering to sell someone drop-bear repellent is a crative and highly round-about way of calling them gullible
hey, you want to buy some drop-bear repellent?

why? what's a drop-bear?

hahahahaha
by Cunjo November 12, 2004
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EVN

Acronym for Escape Velocity Nova, a game from the EV franchise by Ambrosia Software
EVN is one of the very few Macintosh games that have been populam amongst PC gamers
by Cunjo November 13, 2004
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AWOL

An alternate acronym for AOL used to describe it's service. This use of AWOL originated from the idea that all of AOL's redeeming features are habitually Absent Without Leave.
"D@mn, AWOL is really laggy today."
by Cunjo July 23, 2004
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ludicrous

(adj.)(adv.) Extremely Ridiculous, absurd, or irrational. characteristic of insanity or complete nonsense.

The movie Spaceballs is Ludicrous.
Sandurz: Yes, sir. Prepare ship for light speed.

Dark Helmet: No, no, no, light speed is too slow.

Sandurz: Light speed, too slow?

Dark Helmet: Yes, we're gonna have to go right to... ludicrous speed.

*gasp*

Sandurz: Ludicrous speed?!? Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if this ship can take it.

Helmet: What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz, chicken?

Sandurz: *into intercom* Prepare ship... prepare ship for ludicrous speed. Fasten all seat belts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the 3-ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo....

Dark Helmet: *taking the intercom* Gimme that you petty excuse for an officer.

*Sandurz sits down and buckles up frantically*

Dark Helmet: *into intercom* Now hear this, ludicrous speed....

Sandurz: Sir, hadn't you better buckle up.

Dark Helmet: Aah, buckle this... *shouts into intercom* Ludicrous speed, Go!

*Spaceball-One takes off past Light Speed and Ridiculous Speed and goes to Ludicrous Speed*
by Cunjo November 15, 2004
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HMFIC

acronym for Head Mother Fucker In Charge, usually used when referring to an incompetent boss or leader.
"that dumbass is the HMFIC of the company."
by Cunjo July 22, 2004
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