21 definitions by Cunjo
acronym for Head Mother Fucker In Charge, usually used when referring to an incompetent boss or leader.
"that dumbass is the HMFIC of the company."
by Cunjo July 22, 2004
a creative way of addressing someone. Stemed from the word punk; knup is punk backwards. More commonly used when addressing someone in place of dude or a similar word. Possibly inspired in part by the term knup-knup, a word that debuted in the popular computer game EVNova
Its use is exceedingly dissimilar from punk regardless of the fact that it stemed from that word. Its invention was spastic, but the word survived nonetheless.
Its use is exceedingly dissimilar from punk regardless of the fact that it stemed from that word. Its invention was spastic, but the word survived nonetheless.
hey knup!
yo knup... damnit you got me saying it now!
lol. can I sell you some knup-knups?
no, and I won't buy any drop-bear repellent either
yo knup... damnit you got me saying it now!
lol. can I sell you some knup-knups?
no, and I won't buy any drop-bear repellent either
by Cunjo November 12, 2004
Persident (n.) (1) A person in a place of high status, but not necessarily power. (2) A person promoted to the highest level of incompetence, ususally though a 'democratic' election. (3) the HMFIC of a country or region. (4) Someone who would rather lay on in intern than a bed. (see also: clinton) (5) sucker.
"The president of the United States is the second most powerful person in the world, right next to the captian of a US nuclear missle submarine."
by Cunjo July 22, 2004
A free email service provided by google; still in limited beta trials, and attainable only by invitation, the much coveted gmail service allows for a gigabyte of free storage space and discourages trashing old messages.
The service is paid for by advertisers; google uses an automated bot to read your saved emails (the higher storage capacity means it has more mails to read) and uses keywords it finds in the emails you are viewing to deliver targeted text ads that follow you up and down the page. This slight downfall however is more than compensated for by the vast amounts of storage space, and unheard of attachment size limits.
Unlike most webmails, gmail uses javascript much like a flash player instead of HTML to navigate and operate the email; as such, users with certian browsers are unable utilize gmail to it's full advantage.
In short, gmail is über all other free email services. Some websites, such as www.gmailswap.com have taken the pursuit of these much coveted email accounts to the next level by letting users bargain or more often beg and grovel for invites.
The following example is an i-seek explination of the gmail service and it's effect on other free email providers as was presented four months ago, in July of 2004:
The service is paid for by advertisers; google uses an automated bot to read your saved emails (the higher storage capacity means it has more mails to read) and uses keywords it finds in the emails you are viewing to deliver targeted text ads that follow you up and down the page. This slight downfall however is more than compensated for by the vast amounts of storage space, and unheard of attachment size limits.
Unlike most webmails, gmail uses javascript much like a flash player instead of HTML to navigate and operate the email; as such, users with certian browsers are unable utilize gmail to it's full advantage.
In short, gmail is über all other free email services. Some websites, such as www.gmailswap.com have taken the pursuit of these much coveted email accounts to the next level by letting users bargain or more often beg and grovel for invites.
The following example is an i-seek explination of the gmail service and it's effect on other free email providers as was presented four months ago, in July of 2004:
E-mail enlightenment – The munificence revealed.
Upon receiving a mystifying e-mail from the Hotmail Staff signifying an upcoming substantial increase in storage and attachment limits, I was immediately suspicious of the veracity of such an unexplainably generous change. Considering that this was in fact a Microsoft owned service, a gratis increase in functionality and convenience was not something I was about to acknowledge unconscientiously. Initially I simply dismissed the concept, and even sent out some e-mail clones of the original message to various people with intent to ridicule it. While the sincerity of the proclamation is still to be established, a knowledgeable individual recently filled me in on the probable reasoning behind it. What he told me led me to believe that not only was it a legitimate Hotmail announcement – but that it could very well be true.
While the conversation pertaining to the whole e-mail upgrade was indeed brief, I managed to derive a fair amount of enlightening information from it. Needless to say, numerous questions are still left unanswered – Many of which I will be seeking the answers to in these upcoming weeks. I can only imagine that many of you currently-wired individuals may already know more about it than I do; but for those of you who don’t, the following is what I know now.
A new free e-mail service (possibly to be provided by google) is now undergoing beta trial. The service (which my contact referred to only as ‘G-mail’) would provide up to (and possibly exceeding) 100 times the storage and attachment space of the typical free e-mail service. I am still unaware of the other features that might be included. If such a service were to be launched successfully in the near future, it would make sense to see other providers suddenly make a move to prevent their users from abandoning them as rats abandon a sinking ship. A sudden increase of value would be necessary to keep users – such a reaction could bring free internet services to a completely new echelon as providers fight to keep from joining the ranks of the obsolete.
Upon receiving a mystifying e-mail from the Hotmail Staff signifying an upcoming substantial increase in storage and attachment limits, I was immediately suspicious of the veracity of such an unexplainably generous change. Considering that this was in fact a Microsoft owned service, a gratis increase in functionality and convenience was not something I was about to acknowledge unconscientiously. Initially I simply dismissed the concept, and even sent out some e-mail clones of the original message to various people with intent to ridicule it. While the sincerity of the proclamation is still to be established, a knowledgeable individual recently filled me in on the probable reasoning behind it. What he told me led me to believe that not only was it a legitimate Hotmail announcement – but that it could very well be true.
While the conversation pertaining to the whole e-mail upgrade was indeed brief, I managed to derive a fair amount of enlightening information from it. Needless to say, numerous questions are still left unanswered – Many of which I will be seeking the answers to in these upcoming weeks. I can only imagine that many of you currently-wired individuals may already know more about it than I do; but for those of you who don’t, the following is what I know now.
A new free e-mail service (possibly to be provided by google) is now undergoing beta trial. The service (which my contact referred to only as ‘G-mail’) would provide up to (and possibly exceeding) 100 times the storage and attachment space of the typical free e-mail service. I am still unaware of the other features that might be included. If such a service were to be launched successfully in the near future, it would make sense to see other providers suddenly make a move to prevent their users from abandoning them as rats abandon a sinking ship. A sudden increase of value would be necessary to keep users – such a reaction could bring free internet services to a completely new echelon as providers fight to keep from joining the ranks of the obsolete.
by Cunjo November 16, 2004
wait a minute... dat is not zee bubble fish; it's dat stupid cartoon movie again! I refuse to shine zee light on it!
ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG!
*BOOM!*
ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG!
*BOOM!*
by Cunjo November 12, 2004
by Cunjo October 12, 2004
(adj.)(adv.) Extremely Ridiculous, absurd, or irrational. characteristic of insanity or complete nonsense.
The movie Spaceballs is Ludicrous.
The movie Spaceballs is Ludicrous.
Sandurz: Yes, sir. Prepare ship for light speed.
Dark Helmet: No, no, no, light speed is too slow.
Sandurz: Light speed, too slow?
Dark Helmet: Yes, we're gonna have to go right to... ludicrous speed.
*gasp*
Sandurz: Ludicrous speed?!? Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if this ship can take it.
Helmet: What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz, chicken?
Sandurz: *into intercom* Prepare ship... prepare ship for ludicrous speed. Fasten all seat belts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the 3-ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo....
Dark Helmet: *taking the intercom* Gimme that you petty excuse for an officer.
*Sandurz sits down and buckles up frantically*
Dark Helmet: *into intercom* Now hear this, ludicrous speed....
Sandurz: Sir, hadn't you better buckle up.
Dark Helmet: Aah, buckle this... *shouts into intercom* Ludicrous speed, Go!
*Spaceball-One takes off past Light Speed and Ridiculous Speed and goes to Ludicrous Speed*
Dark Helmet: No, no, no, light speed is too slow.
Sandurz: Light speed, too slow?
Dark Helmet: Yes, we're gonna have to go right to... ludicrous speed.
*gasp*
Sandurz: Ludicrous speed?!? Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if this ship can take it.
Helmet: What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz, chicken?
Sandurz: *into intercom* Prepare ship... prepare ship for ludicrous speed. Fasten all seat belts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the 3-ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo....
Dark Helmet: *taking the intercom* Gimme that you petty excuse for an officer.
*Sandurz sits down and buckles up frantically*
Dark Helmet: *into intercom* Now hear this, ludicrous speed....
Sandurz: Sir, hadn't you better buckle up.
Dark Helmet: Aah, buckle this... *shouts into intercom* Ludicrous speed, Go!
*Spaceball-One takes off past Light Speed and Ridiculous Speed and goes to Ludicrous Speed*
by Cunjo November 16, 2004