Porkulent

A term describing an object that is porky in physical nature.

Frank: My God, did u see that woman?
John: I know. She was porkulent.

by MagicMan123 September 1, 2009

Popumentary

A documentary about pop music and musicians.

"Did u see the popumentary about Justin Bieber?"

by SantiVilla January 12, 2012

porculent

Fat, rotund, obese, etc. Derives from a combination of corpulent and porcine. Applies to people, pets, Rush Limbaugh, etc.

"Wow, that guinea pig is porculent. Quit feeding it so many pellets."

by spinningtabletop February 8, 2009

crack-potumentary

A film that tries to be a serious documentary, but is evidenced-challenged, i.e. based on crack-pot journalism, so that it doesn't quite qualify as a regular documentary. This is distinct from a mockumentary/Michael Moore film, in that it carries a serious tone thoughout, and does not try to be funny. e.g. Loose Change, and most other 9/11 conspiracy films.

Frank: "Hey, did you hear about that movie, Zeitgeist?"

Charlie: "What kind of movie is it?"

Frank: "It's kind of a documentary, about how the Federal Reserve starts wars to further it's goal of one world government."

Charlie: "Umm, that sounds more like a crack-potumentary to me, pal. You might want to check your sources..."

by ChrisMcL April 17, 2008

Porchment

Noun : the storage space under a porch

I store my things in the porchment.

by Handz May 20, 2014

pornament

1. pornographic ornament, as previously stated.

2. A tournament that consists of pornographic events. Not as seasonal as the previous definition.

Guy #1: "He man! You tryin' to watch the big game tonight??"

Guy #2: "Nah... I'm watching the Pornament!!!"

Guy#1: "Ah-hall right!"

by berthabear27 December 26, 2009

pockument

A pocket document (document you can stick in your pocket). Examples include passport, driver's license, social security card...

Daddy, don't forget your pockuments when going to work.

by Nutmegger October 5, 2003